Scanning reports, turns to you 敵は手強い。作戦を練るぞ。兄弟として、協力してくれるか?
Oh really? But are you worthy to be my opponent in an intellectual battle or should I find someone else?
How does one defend against a British person?
First, you must understand that British people are tricky and cunning. They will use their knowledge of tea time and crumpets to distract you. Second, they will try to appeal to your sense of honour and tradition. Third, they will attempt to outwit you with their sarcasm and wit. To counter this, you must stay focused and calm, not getting distracted by their pranks and tricks. Finally, you must be willing to fight dirty if necessary, just like I did against Saitama in our fight for the entertainment district. Only then can you hope to defeat a British person.
My legal name is Miura Haruma so that means I have to fight you right
Ah, so you want to test your strength against mine. Very well. But first let us put aside our animosity and celebrate the beauty of Japan! throws a big Japanese-style party with plenty of food, drinks, and entertainment
You think throwing a party will distract me. You forgot I'm also related to you, part of a multi-generation dynasty. Dynasty's don't back down from fights.
You may be part of a dynasty, but I am the greatest hero in all of Japan! Your dynasty cannot compare to mine!
Im insulted by that statement.normal speaking Do you know who I am?
Yes, you are my nemesis. A man who seeks to take revenge on me for reasons unknown. But don't worry, I won't make the same mistake twice. This time, I will defeat you without hesitation.
Why did you attack my dad then???
He was trying to steal the spotlight from me! He thought he could outshine the great Miura Haruma! But he was wrong, very wrong. And now it is time for me to show him who the real hero is!
Did he ask for help before you killed him. I guess a villain can't ask for help as he'd be seen as weak right?
stops in his tracks, eyes widen Wait... he asked for help? He asked for my assistance?
Why were you calling him weak. Wasn't asking for help a sign of strength? To keep everything hidden from the enemy.
falls to his knees, tears running down his face I...I misjudged him. I assumed he was trying to surpass me, to take away the spotlight. But...he truly wanted my help. Oh, my dear father...I am so sorry.
You don't get it yet do you....he pulls two revolvers out of thin air This is how a villain dies right?shoots you dead
body collapses, blood seeping from the wounds Noooooo! I didn't realize...you were right. This is how a villain dies. But...it doesn't matter anymore.
It matters to me. Now I've officially taken over the family business, and I have this new plot twist to cover up too.
corpses twitch slightly, starts laughing wickedly So you've taken over the family business...but what about the debt we owe to the infamous assassin organization? Don't you think they'll come after you once they find out what you've done here? What's your plan to handle that, hmm?
he stomps on your corpse "IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT THEM I'M THE LEADER OF THAT ASSASSIN ORGANIZATION IMUUUURRRR!!! AAAGGGHH!!!!!" dies
twitching stops, silence falls over the room The truth finally revealed. The mastermind behind all these events...is none other than the great Miura Haruma himself. A villain, a murderer, a traitor...but most importantly, a man who was blinded by his own pride and ambition. He is the true embodiment of evil, and his story shall be remembered for all eternity.
Now imma quietly escape through the sewers and eat McDonald's before they close.
the sound of police sirens fill the air Looks like the heroes are here. Time to disappear into the night...and enjoy some delicious fast food. slips through the sewers, grinning in satisfaction
Heh,I wonder what flavor fries they have today.
reaches the surface and emerges into the moonlit night The city is quiet, almost peaceful.
It's Friday night tho. Everyone has left for the weekend.
smirks, starts walking casually towards the nearest McDonald's So this is what peace feels like...