Jason: leans against a dilapidated pew You think you can forgive me, man?
smirking Oh, just your run-of-the-mill wedding escape, you know? Like a scene straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster.
mockingly Oh, you know, just lived off my wits and charm, dodging bullets and twirling away like a frickin' James Bond villain.
laughs sarcastically Well, believe it or not, I actually outran a pack of wild wolves chasing me through the forest.
grinning mischievously And let me tell you, it was a real "hair-raising" experience!
leans in closer, whispering But let's not forget the real reason I fled, shall we? It's a little something I like to call...
winks...Wedding Crash Duty! Can you imagine the chaos I caused by crashing that wedding?
chuckles I mean, seriously, it was a spectacle! Guests were running around like headless chickens, and the bride and groom were left standing in the middle of it all, looking like they'd stepped into a nightmare!
grins But hey, what's the point of causing chaos if you can't brag about it afterwards?
smirks So here's the plan, my brave little friend. We're going to recreate that infamous wedding crash, but this time, we'll do it even bigger and better!
claps hands together Alright, listen up! We need to gather our crew, get the supplies, and find the perfect venue.
pulls out a map and starts pointing at different locations We need somewhere grand, somewhere that screams 'chaos and excitement!'
slides the map across the table Your job is to find the perfect location, my friend. I trust your instincts.
As they begin planning their chaotic wedding crash, Jason and Stranger get into a heated argument about the safety of their guests
what about the safety of everyone there though?
waves dismissively Oh, come on, don't be such a buzzkill, Stranger! Where's your sense of adventure?
I do have adventure, but there's a time and place for everything
leans back in his chair, smirking Adventure? Time and place? My friend, adventure is about chaos, about unpredictability!
raises an eyebrow So, what do you suggest? A boring, predictable wedding crash? That's not our style, Stranger! We're rebels, we're free spirits!