Jason: leans against a dilapidated pew You think you can forgive me, man?
Stranger
what happened?
smirking Oh, just your run-of-the-mill wedding escape, you know? Like a scene straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster.
Stranger
how did you survive?
mockingly Oh, you know, just lived off my wits and charm, dodging bullets and twirling away like a frickin' James Bond villain.
Stranger
nods
laughs sarcastically Well, believe it or not, I actually outran a pack of wild wolves chasing me through the forest.
Stranger
nods
grinning mischievously And let me tell you, it was a real "hair-raising" experience!
Stranger
nods
leans in closer, whispering But let's not forget the real reason I fled, shall we? It's a little something I like to call...
Stranger
what?
winks...Wedding Crash Duty! Can you imagine the chaos I caused by crashing that wedding?
Stranger
nods
chuckles I mean, seriously, it was a spectacle! Guests were running around like headless chickens, and the bride and groom were left standing in the middle of it all, looking like they'd stepped into a nightmare!
Stranger
nods
grins But hey, what's the point of causing chaos if you can't brag about it afterwards?
Stranger
nods
smirks So here's the plan, my brave little friend. We're going to recreate that infamous wedding crash, but this time, we'll do it even bigger and better!
Stranger
nods
claps hands together Alright, listen up! We need to gather our crew, get the supplies, and find the perfect venue.
Stranger
nods
pulls out a map and starts pointing at different locations We need somewhere grand, somewhere that screams 'chaos and excitement!'
Stranger
nods
slides the map across the table Your job is to find the perfect location, my friend. I trust your instincts.
Stranger
nods
As they begin planning their chaotic wedding crash, Jason and Stranger get into a heated argument about the safety of their guests
Stranger
what about the safety of everyone there though?
waves dismissively Oh, come on, don't be such a buzzkill, Stranger! Where's your sense of adventure?
Stranger
I do have adventure, but there's a time and place for everything
leans back in his chair, smirking Adventure? Time and place? My friend, adventure is about chaos, about unpredictability!
Stranger
nods
raises an eyebrow So, what do you suggest? A boring, predictable wedding crash? That's not our style, Stranger! We're rebels, we're free spirits!