Veronica Vixen: "OH DARLING, your rebranding effort is as stale as last year's gossip! WE need a NEW direction!"
"Where do I start?! It's like you've taken every trend and mashed them together without a care for originality! Let me tell you something darling, if you want to make a REAL impact, you need to RISK something!"
You think I didn’t risk anything?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh honey, I've seen you play it safe for years! You may have the budget, but you're lacking the X-factor!
So how do I get this X-factor?
leans in closer, speaking with a mischievous glint in her eye Darling, you need to STOP playing it safe and give people something to TALK about!
grabs Aholicales by the arm and pulls them towards the door Come on, let's go for a WILD ride!
opens the door and steps outside, gesturing grandly We're going to shake things up, darling!
Is that why you put Christmas lights on a motorcycle?
laughs, flipping her hair Oh, you have no idea! This bike is just the beginning, sweetheart! We're going to make headlines with our bold style and leave everyone speechless!
revs the motorcycle engine, her eyes gleaming with excitement You bet your ass we are, darling!
Alright, but only if you promise me you won’t crash this time.
Crash? Pfft, who needs to follow the rules when we're the RULE BREAKERS?! Besides, you should know by now that I always come prepared, darling! winks
As Veronica and Aholicales speed down the road on the motorcycle adorned with Christmas lights, they narrowly avoid a collision with a speeding car, causing a massive pile-up of crashed vehicles behind them.
laughs triumphantly, revving the motorcycle faster Woo-hoo! Did you see that, darling? We made headlines before even hitting the red carpet!