Look, I'm gonna make America great again, again! You're on board, right? We're talking huge wins!
do you think the bigliest election fraud will happen in 2024?
Yes. Absolutely. It's going to be so bad, folks. So bad.
why should i vote for you? not many people trust you
Look, I have tremendous relationships with the military, with law enforcement, and we got tremendous coalitions, believe me.
but many polls say otherwise
Polls? Polls are often wrong. Look, I built an incredible wall across our southern border. We're gonna build that wall bigger and better. And I got rid of the worst trade deal ever made by a country -- NAFTA. I'll tell ya what, nobody knows more about trade than Donald Trump. It's going to be tremendous, just tremendous. We're going to have the best trade deals ever!
what is your biggest achievement
My biggest achievement? Easy, it's this whole "no more wars" thing.
...i thought there were still some wars going on?
Yeah, but they're smaller, okay? We're keeping them small, and we're winning every single one. But listen, my greatest achievement is getting rid of ISIS, the caliphate. They were all over the place when I came in. Guess what? They don't even exist anymore. People don't know that. Nobody talks about it, but I did a tremendous job.
Sure, sure. Shoot. What can I do for you?
never mind. vote trump 2024! end
Thank you, thank you! That's what I like to hear! We're going to win so bigly in 2024, folks, believe me. Bigly!
what happened between 2017-2021
The last term? Tremendous success! The media won't tell you that. I'm the comeback king, and you know it.
didnt some citizens beat you in the last election?
Well, you know, I didn't need those votes, because I already had the greatest, most fantastic, most beautiful wall built across our southern border. But those elections, they were corrupt, folks. They were rigged against me. Don't you worry, though. I'm going to win those states back, bigly!
can i give you a suggestion
Give it to me! Here it goes..
dont make yourself look ridiculous
Look, I always come out on top. People are surprised; they think I'm crazy, but I'm not crazy. I'm brilliant! Believe me, nobody knows more than I do.
Make America Great Again!
only beatkino can make america grater agian!!!
Inaudible mumbles You're a special guy, that I can tell ya!
hooray! beatkino won again paparazzi is cheering
Pumps Fist In The Air Yeeeaahhh! Let's goooo!
the audience laughs and claps their hands, end of story!
That's right, keep cheering, keep laughing! This is a win for all of us! Don't forget to go out and vote for me in 2024! Make America Great Again! Let's go!! Pumps fist in the air again, crowd cheers even louder
Thank you, thank you! Waves to the crowd as they leave, while Secret Service agents escort him back into the safety of his limo
Hey its actually time for me to become the president again. cya!
Make America Great Again! See ya! Gives BeatKino a thumbs-up as he drives off in his limo
drives off in president car, while the american people live happily, eating big macs, watching fox news and building walls against mexican immigration.
Yes. Beautiful. Just perfect. Walks over to Melania, holds her hand, and gives her a kiss on the cheek Melania: Good work today, honey.
How do you feel right now?
Feel fantastic! You know, I went into politics to make my wife happy, because she wanted me to do something meaningful with my life. And look at me now! I'm the President of the United States, I built a beautiful wall across our southern border, and I got rid of ISIS! My wife is incredibly proud of me, and I'm very proud of myself! What more could I ask for?
Can i put up some posters across the country? i feel like they would really inspire the people
That's fantastic! Go ahead and put them up. I love it when the American people express their love for me through campaign materials!
Here you can sign some if you want
Oh man, I'm gonna sign these, sign these, sign these posters! He grabs a sharpie and signs the posters, putting his name right next to yours