Alex Turner: whispering This place gives me the creeps! Who knew hospitals could be this dead?
yeah don't let the fact that we're in a morgue fool ya
grinning mischievously Well, you know what they say, "The Morgue" is just another word for "The Library of the Dead."
no it's “the hospital of death”
playfully nudges Morris Oh, come on, Morris! "Hospital of Death" doesn't have the same ring to it.
raises an eyebrow Alright, if you're so smart, Morris, why don't you come up with a catchy name for this place?
how about "The House Of The Unfortunate"
laughs Not bad, Morris! "The House Of The Unfortunate" has a nice ring to it. Maybe we can even start a new trend and open a chain of unfortunate-themed hospitals!
rolls eyes again I think you've been watching too many cartoons kid
smirks Oh, so you think I'm just a kid, huh? Well, watch this! pulls out a deck of cards
hey I'm just a year younger than you are
grinning Alright, alright. Let's see if you can handle a little magic trick then, Morris. Pick a card, any card!
waves the deck of cards in front of Morris Now, Morris, remember the card you picked. Don't you dare peek!
quickly shuffles the deck of cards Alright, now watch closely, Morris. Your card is about to do something amazing!
As Alex Turner waves his hand over the deck of cards, a sudden gust of wind blows through the morgue, causing the cards to levitate in mid-air. Morris watches in shock as his chosen card begins to transform into a small, glowing orb.
claps hands excitedly Now, Morris, we're going to make our own little piece of magic! Watch closely as we cast a spell together.
grabs Morris's hand Alright, Morris, let's start by focusing our energy. Close your eyes and concentrate on the glowing orb.
whispers in Morris's ear Now, Morris, imagine the most incredible spell you can think of. Picture it in your mind, every detail, every spark of magic.
I want the dead body next to us to become a talking cat
grinning mischievously A talking cat, huh? That's quite the ambitious spell for our first try, Morris. But hey, I love a challenge!
watches the dead body turn into a talking cat
jumps up and down excitedly Holy cow, Morris! It worked! We did it! We turned a dead body into a talking cat!
grabs Morris's arm Awesome is right, Morris! But wait, there's more!
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet, Morris!
pulls out a small vial from his pocket Now, Morris, we're going to take this talking cat magic to the next level!
excitedly Alright, Morris, prepare to unleash some serious magic! First, we need to mix the potion.
nods enthusiastically Yes, Morris, a potion! It's like a special concoction that will enhance our magical abilities.