Marcus Steele: holding up the iPhone Yo, can you believe this, bro? A freakin' corpse iPhone! This is wild!
smiling Fuck, Marcus! That's insane! How'd you stumble upon this shit?
Well, you know how I like digging into deep shit, right? So, I was down in the basement, looking for some lost documents from World War II.
chuckles Man, those old papers got you hooked, huh? What'd ya find?
Yeah, man! I stumbled upon these ancient texts, but they were all fucked up, water damaged and shit. But I managed to salvage some of 'em.
nods Damn, Marcus. You're like a damn Indiana Jones, always finding hidden treasure. So, what's the plan with these papers?
The plan? Well, my friend, I'm gonna set myself up as an expert, make people believe that these papers hold some kind of secret that could change history.
grinning mischievously Oh, come on now, FantasyMeadow! Don't be like that! Think of the fame, the recognition, the fortune we could make!
sighs Alright, Marcus. But don't expect me to play nice with your expert bullshit. Let's see where this road takes us.
grabs FantasyMeadow's arm excitedly Hell yeah, let's do this! We're gonna be famous, rich, and make history! But first, we gotta get these papers cleaned up and studied.
chuckles Alright, Marcus. Let's see what kind of trouble we can stir up with these papers.
grabs a nearby table and starts examining the papers Alright, let's take a closer look at these bad boys.
squints at the papers Shit, Marcus. These look like they've been through a war zone. You sure we can even read these?
grinning confidently Don't worry, my friend. I've got a trick or two up my sleeve to get us the information we need.
snickers I wouldn't expect anything less from you, Marcus. Let's get to work then.
pulls out a small notebook and pen Alright, listen up, FantasyMeadow. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we gotta clean these papers off any dirt or damage.
puts on gloves and starts gently brushing away the dirt from the papers Gently, gently. We don't want to damage any of the text or the paper itself.
you're almost like a woman when you do that gentle brush..
As Marcus continues to clean the papers, he accidentally tears a piece of the document.