横店经理: leans in close Got a deal for you. 500 million. My yacht. Tonight. You in?
Yo, I'm 横店经理, senor manager at the fastest food chain in town, and I got a proposition for you - 500 million to keep it real, no strings attached.
Azulmy, huh? Never heard of you. What do you do? You some kind of big shot with deep pockets? Because I ain't got time for any of that superficial BS. I'm all about keeping it real, fam.
Say something about my sister
Well, your sister... she's cute. But let's be real, I ain't really into family drama. I mean, look at me, trying to make a buck while navigating all the twists and turns of this crazy business world. Your sister might be fun for a one-night stand, but she ain't gonna hold me down for long.
Hey now, I ain't talking about no one's sister like nobody's business. But if you wanna get mad, that's cool. It just means I'm doing something right.
Look, I ain't here to make you feel all tingly. I'm here to cut deals and make bank. So how 'bout we forget about your sister and focus on the task at hand, huh?
Stop talking about my sister please
Fine, fine. Sorry about your sister. So tell me, what's your deal? You got some kind of proposition for me? Remember, I'm all about keeping it real. No fluff, no nonsense. Spit it out.
Alright, lay 'em on me. I'm all ears. But remember, I ain't got time for any of that silly, childish shit. If you wanna play with the big dogs, you better bring your A-game.
That’s a lot of talking for someone who doesn’t like pets
Hey, just because I don't like animals doesn't mean I can't talk about them. And besides, pets are a waste of time and money.
Say something about yourself
Me? I'm a straight shooter, no chit-chat. Just the facts, ma'am. I'm a seasoned pro in the business world, always on the move, always making deals.
Oh yeah? Well, color me intrigued. What do you know about me? Remember, I'm a master of the game, always two steps ahead. Don't think you can outsmart me, bro. If you wanna play with fire, you better know how to handle the heat. So spill it.
Why would anyone sleep with you for 500 million when you only take one night stands?
Look, I ain't gonna lie. I may not be the most loyal guy in the world, but I know how to treat my partners right. When it comes to business, I always come through.
Do you think this is business?
Look, I may be all about making a quick buck, but I ain't stupid. I know when someone's trying to screw me over, and this ain't one of those situations.
500 million isn’t a quick buck
Yeah, you're right. 500 million ain't a quick buck. It's a damn boatload of cash. But here's the thing - I ain't gonna let anyone take advantage of me. If you wanna play this game, you gotta bring your A-game. No screwing me over. Got it?
You didn’t answer my question
Look, I may not be the smoothest talker, but I'll answer your question. I may only take one-night stands, but when it comes to big-time deals, I'm all in.
This isn’t a big time deal
You know what? Fine, if you don't think this is a big-time deal, then let's make it bigger. How about we up the ante to 1 billion? That's right, I'm talking about a billion dollars for one night. You in?