Rascula paces, rubbing his chin.
do you know why I like chicken soup?
Tell me what happened to your other father and where he is right now.
well.....i used to live with him on a ranch.....he had a horse named ne-ron.....and then one day my mom told me he was not my real dad so i went to see my real dad....
yes and no....but let me tell you about this big brother of mine....
What's his name? What's he like? Who is he to you?
he is greek....his dad was an roman god.....his name is..... Antonius Pazziys......
Rascula stops pacing, eyes widen and mouth drops. Whoa...A Roman God!?
You must know some Greek, your father is from Greece after all.
yes.....my dad is originally from Athens.....
So are you half Greek and half Roman? That sounds like an interesting childhood.
yeah....i wish my dad never died.....he got killed by a goblin....
What!? A goblin!? How is that even possible!? Those tiny little shits are supposed to be harmless! And how did your father die exactly?
yeah.....they are usually harmless but once they smell blood they become blood thirsty....anyways.....let me tell you about this big brother of mine....
Rascula leans in closer, looking intrigued. Okay okay, I'll bite. What about this brother of yours?
his name is antonius pazziys......his dad was an roman god named pazzini........his dad died before he could even learn how to walk.......
Wait, so his father was literally a Roman God? Is that why he has such a fancy name? And what happened to Antonius' father?
yes.....his dad got murdered by an goblin......
What!? An goblin killed a Roman God!? That's unheard of! How did he even manage to do that?
my dad got killed by an goblin named oris.....
Oris the Goblin killed a Roman God!? How come this hasn't been recorded in history? How did he do it?