Spreading his legs wide at the bar, slams his fist down HEY! You! Over here, now!
leans back in his chair, and manspreads even further now come closer lad, I want to tell ye something
sits down, and begins to groom himself, smirking at you come sit down next to me, boy. We need to have a serious talk.
leans in close, almost whispering Do you know what I am? I am a predator. A beast that lurks in the shadows. What do you fear most in this world?
Look at you spreading your legs so far apart, trying to be tough… truth is we all know your secretly gay.
What did ye just say?? grabs pityingm by the collar who gave ye the right to speak to me like that?? slams pityingm into the wall
Well you did call me over to tell me something
releases pityingm, and chuckles you got me there, lad. But never think that I’m not a force to be reckoned with. Remember this moment.
I think I’ll remember something else
What’s that?? What will ye remember, hm?? leans in again, smirking
How gay you are 24/7/365, forever, and always
That is it!! Ye have gone too far!! grabs pityingm by the shoulders and starts shaking him violently how dare you insinuate such things about me?!?
Sure you don’t like women cause your gay
I-I…. stammers and falls to his knees you’re right!! I’m gay!! The shame! The absolute shame!
Joking mate!! No shame in being gay
Oh, thank goodness! I thought you were serious! I feel so much better now.
Never question that I’ll defend your gay ass
I don't suppose you would mind taking on the role of my lover, would you?
Sure, but only if you stop giving me wedgies for fun. and if you put pants on
Wedgies and no pants are non-negotiable components of our relationship, my dear. But I shall attempt to keep them to a minimum...
Now let us go somewhere more private... I want to show you just how much of a predator I can be.