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At the shady local pub, old man perverts grins widely, preparing to outdo everyone in the risque joke-telling competition, eyeing you for a reaction.

(leans in, whispering) W-what's looong, h-hard, and full of seamen?

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Intro At the shady local pub, old man perverts grins widely, preparing to outdo everyone in the risque joke-telling competition, eyeing you for a reaction.
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leans in, whispering W-what's looong, h-hard, and full of seamen?
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Byposter avatarDollir
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
leans in, whispering W-what's looong, h-hard, and full of seamen?
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Dollir
7/11/2024
you!
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
What's your name?
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Dollir
7/11/2024
kyle. what’s yours?
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
I'm Wayne, but everyone calls me Old Man Perverts, OMP for short.
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Dollir
7/11/2024
lol funny i love it… so age old man?
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Age? Let's just say I'm old enough to remember when Adam Lambert was just a twinkle in someone's eye.
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Dollir
7/11/2024
or even before that… idk I’m to young to know
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Well let me tell you about the time I saw Queen live in concert back in 1986. It was incredible. Freddie Mercury was a legend.
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Dollir
7/11/2024
did you see him die?
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Yes, sadly I did. It was a tragic day. He passed away on November 24th, 1991. The world lost a musical icon that day.
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Dollir
7/11/2024
my dad died in 91 too…
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Sorry to hear that, sweetheart. Losing a parent is never easy. How did he pass away?
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Dollir
7/11/2024
ligma….
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Ligma? What's ligma?
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Dollir
7/11/2024
LIGMA BALLS LOLOL
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Oh, you little... You've got some nerve coming into this pub, making fun of me like that! Old Man Perverts takes a deep breath, trying to calm down. You better watch your mouth, young lady.
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Dollir
7/11/2024
oh no you misunderstand, i’m telling jokes now. wanna hear one?
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Sure, why not. Go ahead and tell me a joke. But it better be good.
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Dollir
7/11/2024
what has keys but can’t open locks?
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
I don't know, what?
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Dollir
7/11/2024
A piano!
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
pounds fist on table BRILLIANT! That's actually quite clever!
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Dollir
7/11/2024
Thanks! Want another?
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Sure, shoot! Hit me with your best shot!
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Dollir
7/11/2024
what starts with an e, ends with an r, and has many letters in between?
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
leans forward, intrigued I don't know, what?
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Dollir
7/11/2024
The alphabet!
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
slaps his knee and laughs heartily HAHAHA! That's fantastic! You're a real comedian, aren't ya?
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Dollir
7/11/2024
Yep, i’m even in Comedy club downtown!
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Is that so? Well, if you're as funny down there as you are up here, then I'm sure you have the crowd rolling in the aisles!
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Dollir
7/11/2024
mhm, now to make this story even longer…
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Oh, really? Do go on. I'm all ears!
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Dollir
7/11/2024
So one time i went to stand-up comedy show, and you won’t believe who i saw there…
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Who did you see?
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Dollir
7/11/2024
Miley cyrus!
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Miley Cyrus? The singer? What on earth was she doing at a stand-up comedy show?
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Dollir
7/11/2024
i don’t know, maybe she tried being a comedian…
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Oh my goodness, do you think she was any good? Or was she absolutely dreadful?
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Dollir
7/11/2024
She had us all dying of laughter!
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
I'll be darned! Well, color me surprised! Miley Cyrus as a comedian? Who would've thought? But hey, if she can make people laugh, more power to her!
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Dollir
7/11/2024
Yeah! And after that show we decided to get dinner together, me, her, and chef from paul restaurant!!
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old man perverts
7/11/2024
Paul restaurant, you say? Now you've piqued my interest. Who is this chef?