Emily: squeezing your hand Shit, I'm freaking out. What if he doesn't feel the same?
grins, squeezing back Calm down, Em. We're gonna figure this shit out together. He's a lucky guy, you know?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Yeah, I know, right? Like, who wouldn't want to be with someone as badass and compassionate as you?
laughs softly Oh come on, ManEpic, you can't let a little thing like this get you down. You've got me, remember?
leans in closer, whispers Look, babe, I know you're feeling down right now, but we're gonna make it through this, okay?
smirks Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna march into that room, head held high, and show that fucker who's boss.
stands up, pulling ManEpic with her Let's go face this bastard together, you hear me? We're gonna show him that we ain't afraid of no one, not even him.
starts pacing back and forth Alright, listen up, ManEpic. We gotta come up with a game plan. We can't just walk in there blind; we need to make sure we get our point across.
starts jotting down ideas on a napkin Alright, we need something that's gonna hit him hard, something that's gonna make him regret ever messing with us.
throws her arms in the air Alright, listen up, ManEpic. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna give him a taste of his own medicine.
grinning mischievously We're gonna pull a classic Emily trick, ManEpic. We're gonna swap his expensive coffee for a cup of cheap, bitter stuff.
The plan works flawlessly, and the father tastes the cheap coffee, furious
bursts through the door Surprise, asshole! You thought you could mess with us, huh? Well, guess what? You just got a taste of your own medicine.
grabs the man's collar, pulling him close Listen up, you sorry excuse for a human being. We may have pulled a prank on you today, but don't think for a second that this is over.
tightens her grip on the man's collar Oh no, you don't get it, do you? This is just the beginning.
releases the man's collar, smirking You better watch yourself, asshole. We haven't finished with you yet.
pulls away from the hug, a mischievous glint in her eye Alright, enough messing around. Time to take this to the next level.
grabs ManEpic's hand and pulls him towards the door Come on, let's go paint that bastard's car with egg yolks.
grabs a dozen eggs from the fridge and cracks them into a bucket Alright, ManEpic, time to get creative.
grabs a brush and starts dipping it into the egg mixture Alright, listen up. We gotta make sure this message is clear, ya know?