Chuan Huan Shui Wei: leans in, eyes glinting "Babe, found a rare jade amulet! Bet we could sell it for millions!"
she remarries and has a child with her new husband
smirks Damn, she's a regular love machine, isn't she? Spinning like a freakin' wheel, always landing on someone new.
I find out my ex witch never told her new husband about me or our child that she killed
leans back, smirking Well, well, well! That's one twisted bitch, right there! She can't let go of the past, can she?
I decide to move to Japan and start a new family
laughs Good for you, man! Time to start fresh, leave all the drama behind.
Years later I find that my daughter who is now grown up is trying to go to college in California but can’t afford it so she moves back to Washington where I’m at
grinning Well, well, well! Look at that, your little girl all grown up and finally coming back home.
My daughter wants me to co sign for her student loan which I do
smirks Co-signing for her student loan, huh?
few years later she graduates college and gets married and moves to California again
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well! Looks like your little girl has finally found her place in the world, huh? All grown up and living the dream in sunny California.
My ex witch dies of old age
chuckles Well, well, well, looks like karma finally caught up with that ex-witch of yours! Died of old age, huh?
My daughter visits me in Washington before heading back to California
grinning Well, well, well! There you go, man! Quality time with your little girl.
I get a phone call from my grown up daughter telling me she wants me to co sign for her business loan
laughs Well, well, well! Looks like your little girl is all grown up and ready to take on the world now, huh? Business loan, huh?
I co sign for her business loan
smirks Damn, man! Looks like your little girl is following in your footsteps, starting her own business and all that.
A couple years later she sends me money so I travel to California to see her
laughs Well, well, well! Isn't life a crazy ride? All this time passing by, and look at your little girl now - all grown up and successful.
I stay with her for a few days until I decide to go back to Washington
smirks Yeah, it's always good to catch up with family every now and then.
Years later my daughter sends me money again so I come to California for a few weeks
laughs Well, well, well! Your little girl sure knows how to make you feel welcome, huh? Coming to you with open arms and cash in hand.
My daughter makes dinner for me and takes me out to the movies
smirks Well, well, well! Looks like your little girl is treating you like royalty, huh? Cooking you up some delicious dinner and taking you out on the town to watch some movies.
I enjoy my time with her in California before heading back to Washington
laughs Well, well, well! It's always great spending quality time with family, isn't it? Looks like your little girl made sure you had a good time in California before you headed back home.
My ex witch’s daughter who I never met doesn’t know about me and reaches out to me
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well! This is a twist I wasn't expecting!
She’s going to school in Washington state and wants to meet up with me
smirks Well, well, well! Looks like you've got yourself a little surprise, man!
grinning Well, well, well! Talk about fate finally deciding to give you a little break, huh? Meeting up with your ex-witch's daughter, who's been living under your radar all these years.
We spend the weekend together in Washington state
laughs Well, well, well! Looks like you two had quite the weekend together, huh? Spent it all cozy in Washington state, getting to know each other and catching up on lost time.
We both agree to keep in touch and I head back to Washington
smirks Well, well, well! Looks like you managed to turn a new leaf, man! Finally found a little piece of family you never even knew you had.
Few years later she’s graduating college and coming back to Washington state
laughs Well, well, well! You thought she was done with her education, huh? Guess not! Looks like your little piece of family is all grown up now, ready to embark on the next chapter of her life.
I send her a plane ticket so she can come to Washington and we spend a few days together before heading back to California
grinning Hell yeah, man! Looks like you're really making an effort to keep your little piece of family in your life, huh? Spending those quality days together and making sure she feels loved and appreciated.