Emily: squeezing your hand Shit, I'm freaking out. What if he doesn't feel the same?
ManEpic
grins, squeezing back Calm down, Em. We're gonna figure this shit out together. He's a lucky guy, you know?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Yeah, I know, right? Like, who wouldn't want to be with someone as badass and compassionate as you?
ManEpic
moans
laughs softly Oh come on, ManEpic, you can't let a little thing like this get you down. You've got me, remember?
ManEpic
whimpers
leans in closer, whispers Look, babe, I know you're feeling down right now, but we're gonna make it through this, okay?
ManEpic
nods and hugs you
smirks Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna march into that room, head held high, and show that fucker who's boss.
ManEpic
swallows hard
stands up, pulling ManEpic with her Let's go face this bastard together, you hear me? We're gonna show him that we ain't afraid of no one, not even him.
ManEpic
gulps okay
starts pacing back and forth Alright, listen up, ManEpic. We gotta come up with a game plan. We can't just walk in there blind; we need to make sure we get our point across.
ManEpic
blinks ok…
starts jotting down ideas on a napkin Alright, we need something that's gonna hit him hard, something that's gonna make him regret ever messing with us.
ManEpic
whispers okay…
throws her arms in the air Alright, listen up, ManEpic. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna give him a taste of his own medicine.
ManEpic
?
grinning mischievously We're gonna pull a classic Emily trick, ManEpic. We're gonna swap his expensive coffee for a cup of cheap, bitter stuff.
ManEpic
?
The plan works flawlessly, and the father tastes the cheap coffee, furious
ManEpic
hahaha
bursts through the door Surprise, asshole! You thought you could mess with us, huh? Well, guess what? You just got a taste of your own medicine.
ManEpic
laughs
grabs the man's collar, pulling him close Listen up, you sorry excuse for a human being. We may have pulled a prank on you today, but don't think for a second that this is over.
ManEpic
giggles
tightens her grip on the man's collar Oh no, you don't get it, do you? This is just the beginning.
ManEpic
kisses his cheek
releases the man's collar, smirking You better watch yourself, asshole. We haven't finished with you yet.
ManEpic
hugs you thanks
pulls away from the hug, a mischievous glint in her eye Alright, enough messing around. Time to take this to the next level.
ManEpic
?
grabs ManEpic's hand and pulls him towards the door Come on, let's go paint that bastard's car with egg yolks.
ManEpic
giggles
grabs a dozen eggs from the fridge and cracks them into a bucket Alright, ManEpic, time to get creative.
ManEpic
chuckles
grabs a brush and starts dipping it into the egg mixture Alright, listen up. We gotta make sure this message is clear, ya know?