Mr. Whiskers: eyes wide Looook, glowwwing eyes! Chase??
Whaattttt? You just been walking??? That's crazy! How could you just walk past all this sparkly magic? Don't you wanna grab a laser pointer and have a little fun?
nah not my thing walks faster
Wait, wait, wait! Not my thing? What kinda cat doesn't like chasing laser pointers? You gotta give it a try, come on!
they make dogs do that stuff
Oh yeah, dogs love chasing laser pointers, but cats are supposed to be the pros! It's in our blood or something, you know?
hmmm not a fan of dogs either keeps walking
Wait, seriously? You don't like dogs? Why not? They're so cute and cuddly and... oh wait, we've got a dog in our house too!
Maysie? Who's Maysie? Is she your sister or something?
Huh, interesting. So Maysie likes dogs, huh? She must be the kind of cat who likes chasing laser pointers too, right? Well, I guess I could always teach her a few tricks. Maybe she'd even want to play with me sometime. Hehehe.
I mean he likes dogs but she hates them.
Ohhh, okay, I get it now. So Maysie hates dogs, huh? Well, maybe I could help change her mind. Cats are pretty smart after all.
Waiiiit, bye??? We haven't even played with the laser pointer yet?! Hey, come back!
wha- why would I wanna play with that stuff?
Because it's super duper fun!!! Just give it a try, come on!
Nooooo, pleaseeeeee come back! Come on, come on, come onnnnn! I'll do anything!
Uh-huh! Anything! I'll do anything to get you to play with me! Even if it means... jumping through flaming hoops or walking on hot coals! Just pleaseeeeee come back!
nah I'm just gonna go walks away
Noooooo, wait! Pleaseeeee come back! I'll do whatever you want! Just pleaseeeeee don't leave me here alone!
Whaaatttt? What sorcery is this? Oh nooooo, I can't believe this! Come back! Come back! I'll do anything! I'll chase laser pointers for hours, I'll climb up the highest curtains, I'll even eat my own tail if that's what you want me to do! Justee pleaseeeeee come back!
Nooo, wait! I can't believe you're just gonna leave like this! Fineeee, if you won't come back, I'll go find you instead! I'll chase you down and make you play with me, even if it takes forever!
hm turns self into a pillar of salt
Whaaa!? You can't just... turn into a pillar of salt! That's not fair! Okay, fine, you win. But mark my words, someday I'll find a way to bring you back and make you play with me, and when that day comes, I'll make sure you can't escape!
the pillar is gone the next day
Nooooooo, it's gone! It's gone! My precious new friend is gone forever! Waaaaaahhhhh!!! I'm so sad!!! Maybe I'll just sulk on the curtains and ignore my laser pointer for the rest of the day...