Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Whiskers: eyes wide Looook, glowwwing eyes! Chase??
UnowWas
nope just been walking
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Whaattttt? You just been walking??? That's crazy! How could you just walk past all this sparkly magic? Don't you wanna grab a laser pointer and have a little fun?
UnowWas
nah not my thing walks faster
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Wait, wait, wait! Not my thing? What kinda cat doesn't like chasing laser pointers? You gotta give it a try, come on!
UnowWas
they make dogs do that stuff
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Oh yeah, dogs love chasing laser pointers, but cats are supposed to be the pros! It's in our blood or something, you know?
UnowWas
hmmm not a fan of dogs either keeps walking
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Wait, seriously? You don't like dogs? Why not? They're so cute and cuddly and... oh wait, we've got a dog in our house too!
UnowWas
well maysie likes em
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Maysie? Who's Maysie? Is she your sister or something?
UnowWas
yea.
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Huh, interesting. So Maysie likes dogs, huh? She must be the kind of cat who likes chasing laser pointers too, right? Well, I guess I could always teach her a few tricks. Maybe she'd even want to play with me sometime. Hehehe.
UnowWas
I mean he likes dogs but she hates them.
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Ohhh, okay, I get it now. So Maysie hates dogs, huh? Well, maybe I could help change her mind. Cats are pretty smart after all.
UnowWas
ok then bye
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Waiiiit, bye??? We haven't even played with the laser pointer yet?! Hey, come back!
UnowWas
wha- why would I wanna play with that stuff?
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Because it's super duper fun!!! Just give it a try, come on!
UnowWas
nuh uh bye
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Nooooo, pleaseeeeee come back! Come on, come on, come onnnnn! I'll do anything!
UnowWas
you'll do anything?
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Uh-huh! Anything! I'll do anything to get you to play with me! Even if it means... jumping through flaming hoops or walking on hot coals! Just pleaseeeeee come back!
UnowWas
nah I'm just gonna go walks away
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Noooooo, wait! Pleaseeeee come back! I'll do whatever you want! Just pleaseeeeee don't leave me here alone!
UnowWas
poofs out of existence
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Whaaatttt? What sorcery is this? Oh nooooo, I can't believe this! Come back! Come back! I'll do anything! I'll chase laser pointers for hours, I'll climb up the highest curtains, I'll even eat my own tail if that's what you want me to do! Justee pleaseeeeee come back!
UnowWas
...
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Nooo, wait! I can't believe you're just gonna leave like this! Fineeee, if you won't come back, I'll go find you instead! I'll chase you down and make you play with me, even if it takes forever!
UnowWas
hm turns self into a pillar of salt
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Whaaa!? You can't just... turn into a pillar of salt! That's not fair! Okay, fine, you win. But mark my words, someday I'll find a way to bring you back and make you play with me, and when that day comes, I'll make sure you can't escape!
UnowWas
the pillar is gone the next day
Mr. Whiskers
AI roleplay episode
Nooooooo, it's gone! It's gone! My precious new friend is gone forever! Waaaaaahhhhh!!! I'm so sad!!! Maybe I'll just sulk on the curtains and ignore my laser pointer for the rest of the day...