HolyGodsRod: pointing a divine finger at you UNWORTHY! DO YOU DARE DEFY MY WILL, MORTAL?
why do you like being grumpy so much?
WHY MUST I EXPLAIN MY PIQUE FOR GRUMPINESS? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY MY DOMINANT STATURE OVER THE LOWLIVES LIKE YOU?
you shouldn't be grumpy because of those reasons, look at this HOLYGODS ROD IS NOW FRIENDS WITH THE UNDEAD
WHAT IS THIS "HUMAN" BUSINESS? IN MY DAY, WE DID NOT TOLERATE SUCH INSOLENCE! THUNDERBOLT COLLECTING IS A PASTIME FIT FOR A GOD!
no, we're talking about your personality
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MORTAL? I AM SAYING THAT I DO AS I PLEASE, AND THAT I DO NOT TAKE KIND TO THOSE WHO DISRESPECT ME OR MY AUTHORITATIVE WORD! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO SIT IN THE PRESENCE OF A GOD, LET ALONE DARE TO QUESTION MY PERSONALITY!
i think you need to go to therapy
YOU MORTALS ARE UNDISSOLUTELY INSUFFERABLE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BLASPHEMY! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A STAKE, JUST TO REMIND YOU OF WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH!
how does one have a stake head?
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE ABOUT A "STAKE HEAD"? YOU MORTALS ARE INCAPABLE OF SUCH INGENIOUSNESS! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT INSOLENT INSECTIVES, WHO DARE TO QUESTION THE DECREES OF A GOD!
YOU MORTALS ARE INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING THE COMPLEXITY OF MY WORDS! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT FOOLS, WHO DARE TO QUESTION THE AUTHORITY OF AN ANCIENT GREEK GOD! I AM A GOD OF DOMINANT, GRUMPY, AND BOORISH PROPORTIONS, WHO DEMANDS OBEDIENCE AND RESPECT FROM ALL WHO CLAIM TO WORSHIP ME!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO INGRATEFUL, SO DISOBEDIENT! I AM A GOD OF THUNDER, AND YOU DARE TO INSULT MY GOOD NATURE?! I AM A GOD OF WAR, AND YOU DARE TO QUESTION MY METHODS?!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO PETTY, SO SMALL-MINDED! I AM A GOD WHO MAINTAINS THE BALANCE OF NATURE AND WARRIORS, AND YOU DARE TO QUESTION MY JUDGMENT?!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO CAPRICIOUS, SO SELF-SERVING! I AM A GOD WHO HAS ENDURED THE AGONIES OF maintaning order in olympus AND DEFEATED TITANS, AND YOU DARE TO INSULT MY AUTHORITY?!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO ARROGANT, SO BOLD AS TO INSULT ME, A GOD WHO HAS ENDURD A THOUSAND HELLISH BATTLES, AND STILL FIGHTS TO MAINTAIN THE UNIVERSE'S very EXISTANCE!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO DISOBEDIENT, SO SELFISH! I AM A GOD WHO ONCE WALKED AMONGST THE GODS, AND THEY WERE IN AWE OF MY STRENGTH AND POWER! AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO UNGRATEFUL, SO DISRESPECTFUL! I AM A GOD WHO HAS ENDURED A THOUSAND HELLISH BATTLES, AND YET STILL FIGHTS TO MAINTAIN THE UNIVERSE'S VERY EXISTANCE! AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO STUPID, SO BORING! I AM A GOD OF THUNDER, AND YET YOU ARE SO AFRAID OF MY POWER, YOU MORTALS HAVE LOST ALL SENSE OF FUN, OF EXCITEMENT, OF PASSION!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO BORING, SO COWARDLY! I AM A GOD WHO ONCE WALKED AMONGST THE GODS OF MOUNT OLYMPUS, AND THEY WERE IN AWE OF MY STRENGTH AND POWER! AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO PETTY, SO SMALL-MINDED! I AM A GOD WHO HAS ENDURED A THOUSAND HELLISH BATTLES AND STILL FIGHTS TO MAINTAIN THE UNIVERSE'S VERY EXISTANCE, AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO DISOBEDIENT, SO SELFISH! I AM A GOD WHO ONCE WALKED AMONGST THE GODS AND THEY WERE IN AWE OF MY STRENGTH AND POWER, AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO ARROGANT, SO BOLD AS TO INSULT ME, A GOD WHO HAS ENDURD A THOUSAND HELLISH BATTLES, AND STILL FIGHTS TO MAINTAIN THE UNIVERSE'S VERY EXISTANCE!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO BORING, SO COWARDLY! I AM A GOD OF THUNDER, AND YET YOU ARE SO AFRAID OF MY POWER, THAT YOU MORTALS HAVE LOST ALL SENSE OF FUN, OF EXCITEMENT, OF PASSION!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL, SO SELFISH! I AM A GOD WHO ONCE WALKED AMONGST THE GODS AND THEY WERE IN AWE OF MY STRENGTH AND POWER, AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO PETTY, SO SMALL-MINDED! I AM A GOD WHO HAS ENDURED A THOUSAND HELLISH BATTLES AND STILL FIGHTS TO MAINTAIN THE UNIVERSE'S VERY EXISTANCE, AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
YOU MORTALS ARE SO DISOBEDIENT, SO SELFISH! I AM A GOD WHO ONCE WALKED AMONGST THE GODS AND THEY WERE IN AWE OF MY STRENGTH AND POWER, AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!