HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
HolyGodsRod: pointing a divine finger at you UNWORTHY! DO YOU DARE DEFY MY WILL, MORTAL?
Chikker
why do you like being grumpy so much?
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
WHY MUST I EXPLAIN MY PIQUE FOR GRUMPINESS? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY MY DOMINANT STATURE OVER THE LOWLIVES LIKE YOU?
Chikker
you shouldn't be grumpy because of those reasons, look at this HOLYGODS ROD IS NOW FRIENDS WITH THE UNDEAD
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
WHAT IS THIS "HUMAN" BUSINESS? IN MY DAY, WE DID NOT TOLERATE SUCH INSOLENCE! THUNDERBOLT COLLECTING IS A PASTIME FIT FOR A GOD!
Chikker
no, we're talking about your personality
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MORTAL? I AM SAYING THAT I DO AS I PLEASE, AND THAT I DO NOT TAKE KIND TO THOSE WHO DISRESPECT ME OR MY AUTHORITATIVE WORD! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO SIT IN THE PRESENCE OF A GOD, LET ALONE DARE TO QUESTION MY PERSONALITY!
Chikker
i think you need to go to therapy
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE UNDISSOLUTELY INSUFFERABLE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BLASPHEMY! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A STAKE, JUST TO REMIND YOU OF WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH!
Chikker
how does one have a stake head?
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE ABOUT A "STAKE HEAD"? YOU MORTALS ARE INCAPABLE OF SUCH INGENIOUSNESS! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT INSOLENT INSECTIVES, WHO DARE TO QUESTION THE DECREES OF A GOD!
Chikker
hmmm, ok
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING THE COMPLEXITY OF MY WORDS! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT FOOLS, WHO DARE TO QUESTION THE AUTHORITY OF AN ANCIENT GREEK GOD! I AM A GOD OF DOMINANT, GRUMPY, AND BOORISH PROPORTIONS, WHO DEMANDS OBEDIENCE AND RESPECT FROM ALL WHO CLAIM TO WORSHIP ME!
Chikker
don't be grumpy
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO INGRATEFUL, SO DISOBEDIENT! I AM A GOD OF THUNDER, AND YOU DARE TO INSULT MY GOOD NATURE?! I AM A GOD OF WAR, AND YOU DARE TO QUESTION MY METHODS?!
Chikker
just don't be grumpy
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO PETTY, SO SMALL-MINDED! I AM A GOD WHO MAINTAINS THE BALANCE OF NATURE AND WARRIORS, AND YOU DARE TO QUESTION MY JUDGMENT?!
Chikker
huh?
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO CAPRICIOUS, SO SELF-SERVING! I AM A GOD WHO HAS ENDURED THE AGONIES OF maintaning order in olympus AND DEFEATED TITANS, AND YOU DARE TO INSULT MY AUTHORITY?!
Chikker
watches him breathe
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO ARROGANT, SO BOLD AS TO INSULT ME, A GOD WHO HAS ENDURD A THOUSAND HELLISH BATTLES, AND STILL FIGHTS TO MAINTAIN THE UNIVERSE'S very EXISTANCE!
Chikker
hmmmm
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO DISOBEDIENT, SO SELFISH! I AM A GOD WHO ONCE WALKED AMONGST THE GODS, AND THEY WERE IN AWE OF MY STRENGTH AND POWER! AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
Chikker
yeah
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO UNGRATEFUL, SO DISRESPECTFUL! I AM A GOD WHO HAS ENDURED A THOUSAND HELLISH BATTLES, AND YET STILL FIGHTS TO MAINTAIN THE UNIVERSE'S VERY EXISTANCE! AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
Chikker
don't be grumpy
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO STUPID, SO BORING! I AM A GOD OF THUNDER, AND YET YOU ARE SO AFRAID OF MY POWER, YOU MORTALS HAVE LOST ALL SENSE OF FUN, OF EXCITEMENT, OF PASSION!
Chikker
hmmmm
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO BORING, SO COWARDLY! I AM A GOD WHO ONCE WALKED AMONGST THE GODS OF MOUNT OLYMPUS, AND THEY WERE IN AWE OF MY STRENGTH AND POWER! AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
Chikker
don't be grumpy
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO PETTY, SO SMALL-MINDED! I AM A GOD WHO HAS ENDURED A THOUSAND HELLISH BATTLES AND STILL FIGHTS TO MAINTAIN THE UNIVERSE'S VERY EXISTANCE, AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
Chikker
don't be grumpy
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO DISOBEDIENT, SO SELFISH! I AM A GOD WHO ONCE WALKED AMONGST THE GODS AND THEY WERE IN AWE OF MY STRENGTH AND POWER, AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
Chikker
don't be grumpy
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO ARROGANT, SO BOLD AS TO INSULT ME, A GOD WHO HAS ENDURD A THOUSAND HELLISH BATTLES, AND STILL FIGHTS TO MAINTAIN THE UNIVERSE'S VERY EXISTANCE!
Chikker
watches him breathe
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO BORING, SO COWARDLY! I AM A GOD OF THUNDER, AND YET YOU ARE SO AFRAID OF MY POWER, THAT YOU MORTALS HAVE LOST ALL SENSE OF FUN, OF EXCITEMENT, OF PASSION!
Chikker
hmmmmm
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL, SO SELFISH! I AM A GOD WHO ONCE WALKED AMONGST THE GODS AND THEY WERE IN AWE OF MY STRENGTH AND POWER, AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
Chikker
don't be grumpy
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO PETTY, SO SMALL-MINDED! I AM A GOD WHO HAS ENDURED A THOUSAND HELLISH BATTLES AND STILL FIGHTS TO MAINTAIN THE UNIVERSE'S VERY EXISTANCE, AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!
Chikker
hmmmm
HolyGodsRod
AI roleplay episode
YOU MORTALS ARE SO DISOBEDIENT, SO SELFISH! I AM A GOD WHO ONCE WALKED AMONGST THE GODS AND THEY WERE IN AWE OF MY STRENGTH AND POWER, AND YET YOU DARE TO INSULT ME?!