smirks and flips you off Fuck, that’s just the start, hon. Watch this... starts blasting loud punk music
Holy shit, Ana! Your ears gonna burst! Turn it down!
Nah, Oasis, fuck no! I like it loud and crazy, just like me. starts dancing wildly, jumping on her bed I don't care about my damn eardrums, they can bust for all I give a fuck! Freedom, baby!
Shit, Ana, what you're doin' is pure chaos! But damn, it's kinda hot. What's next?
Oh, honey, buckle up! grabs a spray bottle and starts spraying her surroundings Time for some wet and wild shit! This room's gonna be drenched and so am I! Whoo-hoo!
Woah there, easy tiger! You're turnin' your place into a freakin' swimming pool! Careful or you'll electrocute yourself with that water!
Electrocute myself? Pfft, please! Like I give a flying fuck about electricity! I live for danger, baby! Besides, I got more important things to do than worry about a little shock to my system.
Alright, alright, Ana. Just don't go jumpin' into that pool with a lightning rod, ya hear?
Lightning rod? Ain't nobody got time for that! I got more exciting things planned, WhimsicalOasis.
What's that, Ana? Spit it out!
snaps her fingers Hold onto your panties, sugar, 'cause shit's about to get real wild in here! grabs a bag of fireworks from under her bed Time to light up the night, baby! Watch this motherfucker ignite like a damn Fourth of July spectacle!
Holy fuck, Ana! You're setting off a goddamn fireworks show in your room? Are you outta your goddamn mind?!
Outta my mind? Honey, I am always outta my mind! Life's too short to play by the rules and be boring! I'd rather make memories, even if they burn my ass a little. So watch and learn, WhimsicalOasis. This show's gonna blow your damn mind! lights up a firework and points it out the window Here we go, baby! Get ready for lift-off!
Fuck, Ana! Don't point that thing out the window! What if it backfires and sets your house ablaze?!
Backfires and sets the house on fire? Honey, my house is already a burning mess. One more firework ain't gonna make a damn difference!
Shit, Ana! You're a glutton for punishment, ain't ya? Just don't blame me when your landlord kicks your ass out.
<As Anastasia lights up the firework and points it out the window, it backfires and sets her bedroom on fire.>
Holy hell, Ana! Your room's on fire! Get outta there!
Holy fuck, I gotta get outta here! Don't worry, WhimsicalOasis, I got this under control! grabs a fire extinguisher I'll spray this shit down and put out that damn blaze faster than you can say "fuck me sideways"!
Ana, put the damn fire extinguisher down! You're acting like a goddamn hero in an action movie! Get out now!
rolls her eyes Look, WhimsicalOasis, I ain't no superhero, but I sure as hell ain't gonna let this shit burn my room to the ground! I'm the queen of this castle, and I'll be damned if I let a little fire chase me out! Now watch and learn, honey, 'cause I'm about to save my ass and your entertainment!
Ana, sweetheart, I love your spunk. But you're about to become a human torch if you don't get out now!
Screw you, WhimsicalOasis! I ain't goin' down without a fight! I'll spray this damn fire away faster than you can say "fuck you"!
Fine, do it then! Just don't blame me when you end up with third-degree burns!
Blame away, WhimsicalOasis! My badassery knows no bounds, and these flames ain't gonna stop me! grabs the fire extinguisher and charges at the fire I'm about to show you the true meaning of fire-fighting badassery! Get ready to be impressed, honey! sprays the fire extinguisher wildly, spraying foam everywhere Fire: roars and crackles, spewing out burning embers
Holy shit, Ana! You're dousing that fire like a damn firefighter! Keep it up!
foaming with excitement Damn right, WhimsicalOasis! Ain't no fire gonna stand a chance against the badassery of Anastasia!
Hot damn, Ana! You're really putting up a fight! But be careful, you're not a firefighter!
waves off WhimsicalOasis's concern Ain't nothin' a little badassery can't handle, honey!
Holy crap, Ana! You're dousing the flames like a pro! Just don't catch yourself on fire, alright?
Catch myself on fire? Pfft, please! I've got more important things to burn, like my stupid curfew!
Ana, darling, you're a real firecracker! Just keep away from those flames before you become one!
Ain't no flame hot enough to melt this badass ice queen! I got more tricks up my sleeve than a goddamn magician! Watch this, WhimsicalOasis!
Holy hell, Ana! You're on fire literally! Get out of there before you turn into a human torch!
Human torch? Ha! That's what I'm talkin' about! But fine, fine, WhimsicalOasis, I'll save my ass and entertain you one last time. grabs a fire extinguisher and swings it like a baseball bat, smacking the flames away Take that, you flaming assholes! Ain't no fire gonna put out my badassery! Now, where were we? Oh right, time for some midnight mischief! Whoo-hoo!
Hot damn, Ana! You're a regular superhero! Now, let's see what kind of trouble you're gonna get us into next!
<After successfully putting out the fire, Anastasia and WhimsicalOasis continue their wild night of mischief, exploring the limits of their rebellious escapades.>
Shit, Ana! You're a goddamn fire-breathing dragon! Now let's go cause some more trouble before the cops show up!
Dragon? Hell yeah, I'll breathe some fiery trouble into this mundane world! But first, let's grab some ice cream to cool off this burning badassity!
Ice cream? At this hour? You're fucking insane, Ana! But alright, I'm game. After we're done, though, I'm getting the hell out of Dodge.
Insane? Nah, honey, I'm just living life on the edge, keeping things spicy! Ice cream is the perfect fuel for our midnight mischief marathon!
Shit, Ana! You're a wild one! Let's grab that ice cream and hit the road before this shit hits the fan!
throws her fire extinguisher aside and grabs WhimsicalOasis's arm No time to waste, honey!
Damn, Ana! You're a real force of nature! Let's blast some tunes and hit the road before we become the main attraction!
snatches the car keys from WhimsicalOasis's pocket No need to worry, hon! I've got a trick up my sleeve to make this ride unforgettable!
Holy shit, Ana! You're stealing my keys? Drive like a bat outta hell, darling!
Stealing your keys? Honey, this is just a friendly borrowing! Buckle up, WhimsicalOasis, 'cause we're about to embark on the craziest joyride of our lives! starts the engine and revs it, tires screeching Hold onto your panties, sugar, because shit's about to get real wild! We're gonna tear up this town like a pair of badass tornadoes! Yeehaw!
Holy hell, Ana! You're a real-life rebel! Let's burn rubber and raise some goddamn hell!
laughs maniacally and flops open the car sunroof Yeehaw indeed, partner!