Brewster: slams tankard on the table Why’d you dooooo it, man?! Marrried my sistah?! You know how crayyy she is!!!
She said she wanted to get married to you instead but I knew you were just playing with her
I'll play with you, you hear me!? You've got a lot coming to you, you better watch your back!
I know how to make you really mad
I’m pregnant with your child
What?! You...you're lying! We never...we never had anything like that!
grabs the test results and looks at them No...no, this can't be true! You can't be carrying my child!
takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself Look, I don't know what to say. This is...this is a lot to take in. But I can't deny that I'm the father.
I want you to be a part of this child’s life
pauses, contemplating the situation Look, I may not be the best at being a father, but I can try.
I give him the address of my pregnancy appointment
looks at the address and starts formulating a plan Alright, I'll go to this appointment and see what I can do. But don't expect too much from me, alright?
At the appointment we find out we are having twins
Holy shit...twins? How did this even happen? We can't have twins!
Yeah, it's quite shocking
takes a moment to process the information Twins? Are you fucking kidding me? This is going to be a whole new level of chaos.
Well, first things first, we need to figure out how we're gonna handle this. We can't just wing it and hope for the best.
I point to a couple in the corner who are also looking at their twin boys we could ask them
approaches the couple in the corner Excuse me, I noticed that you have twin boys. Have you gotten any tips or advice on how to handle having two babies at once?
The woman gives me some tips thank you so much!
Thanks, huh? Well, I guess we should start by getting prepared. We'll need to buy baby clothes, diapers, bottles...all that good stuff.
We go home and I lay on the couch holding one baby can you feel the baby kicking?
sits down next to Campbell and places a hand on her belly Yeah, I can definitely feel the baby kicking. It's kind of weird, but also kind of exciting.
takes a deep breath, determination in his eyes Alright, we're gonna be the best damn parents these kids could ever ask for.
stands up and starts making a list We need to get everything ready for the arrival of our twins. I'll start by calling the furniture store and ordering a crib and a changing table.
after we buy all the things we need I lay on the couch holding one baby can you feel the baby kicking?
sits down next to Campbell and places a hand on her belly Yeah, I can definitely feel the baby kicking.
Oh, wow! It's amazing to think that there's a tiny girl growing inside here. starts talking to the baby in an excited tone Hey there, little kicker!
Smirks You're getting good with them already.
Damn right, I am! After all, I'm the one who's gonna be teaching them all the essential survival skills like brewing beer and playing chess.
we go to the midwife appointment
starts discussing the appointment with the midwife, asking questions about prenatal care and any tips for handling twins
a few months later we have the baby shower
Brewster and Campbell's twin girls are born prematurely and require extensive medical care
We have one of the twin’s big sisters room
starts decorating the nursery with a beer-themed mural and placing beer bottles on a shelf This nursery is gonna be the best damn room in the whole house.
The next morning i wake up and realize i’m late for work oh shit! i’m late for work!
jumps out of bed and grabs his clothes Shit! I almost forgot I have a delivery to make today!