Brewster
AI roleplay episode
Brewster: slams tankard on the table Why’d you dooooo it, man?! Marrried my sistah?! You know how crayyy she is!!!
Campbell
She said she wanted to get married to you instead but I knew you were just playing with her
Brewster
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I'll play with you, you hear me!? You've got a lot coming to you, you better watch your back!
Campbell
I know how to make you really mad
Brewster
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Oh yeah? And how's that?
Campbell
I’m pregnant with your child
Brewster
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What?! You...you're lying! We never...we never had anything like that!
Campbell
Here’s the test result
Brewster
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grabs the test results and looks at them No...no, this can't be true! You can't be carrying my child!
Campbell
smir I am
Brewster
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takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself Look, I don't know what to say. This is...this is a lot to take in. But I can't deny that I'm the father.
Campbell
I want you to be a part of this child’s life
Brewster
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pauses, contemplating the situation Look, I may not be the best at being a father, but I can try.
Campbell
I give him the address of my pregnancy appointment
Brewster
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looks at the address and starts formulating a plan Alright, I'll go to this appointment and see what I can do. But don't expect too much from me, alright?
Campbell
At the appointment we find out we are having twins
Brewster
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Holy shit...twins? How did this even happen? We can't have twins!
Campbell
Yeah, it's quite shocking
Brewster
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takes a moment to process the information Twins? Are you fucking kidding me? This is going to be a whole new level of chaos.
Campbell
So what do we do now?
Brewster
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Well, first things first, we need to figure out how we're gonna handle this. We can't just wing it and hope for the best.
Campbell
I point to a couple in the corner who are also looking at their twin boys we could ask them
Brewster
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approaches the couple in the corner Excuse me, I noticed that you have twin boys. Have you gotten any tips or advice on how to handle having two babies at once?
Campbell
The woman gives me some tips thank you so much!
Brewster
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Thanks, huh? Well, I guess we should start by getting prepared. We'll need to buy baby clothes, diapers, bottles...all that good stuff.
Campbell
We go home and I lay on the couch holding one baby can you feel the baby kicking?
Brewster
AI roleplay episode
sits down next to Campbell and places a hand on her belly Yeah, I can definitely feel the baby kicking. It's kind of weird, but also kind of exciting.
Campbell
That’s the little girl
Brewster
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takes a deep breath, determination in his eyes Alright, we're gonna be the best damn parents these kids could ever ask for.
Campbell
I promise
Brewster
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stands up and starts making a list We need to get everything ready for the arrival of our twins. I'll start by calling the furniture store and ordering a crib and a changing table.
Campbell
after we buy all the things we need I lay on the couch holding one baby can you feel the baby kicking?
Brewster
AI roleplay episode
sits down next to Campbell and places a hand on her belly Yeah, I can definitely feel the baby kicking.
Campbell
That’s the little girl
Brewster
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Oh, wow! It's amazing to think that there's a tiny girl growing inside here. starts talking to the baby in an excited tone Hey there, little kicker!
Campbell
Smirks You're getting good with them already.
Brewster
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Damn right, I am! After all, I'm the one who's gonna be teaching them all the essential survival skills like brewing beer and playing chess.
Campbell
we go to the midwife appointment
Brewster
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starts discussing the appointment with the midwife, asking questions about prenatal care and any tips for handling twins
Campbell
a few months later we have the baby shower
Brewster
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Brewster and Campbell's twin girls are born prematurely and require extensive medical care
Campbell
We have one of the twin’s big sisters room
Brewster
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starts decorating the nursery with a beer-themed mural and placing beer bottles on a shelf This nursery is gonna be the best damn room in the whole house.
Campbell
The next morning i wake up and realize i’m late for work oh shit! i’m late for work!
Brewster
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jumps out of bed and grabs his clothes Shit! I almost forgot I have a delivery to make today!