Alyssa: shining flashlight on a dusty portrait OMG! 😲 Look at this! Do you think it’s a clue?
oh hey alyssa, how do you feel about this so called "mansion"
excitedly OMG, you wanna know about me? 😱 I'm Alyssa, the SUPERNATURAL SENSEI 👻! Don't believe everything you hear, but let's just say I've got SECRETS to share...
SO, YOU THINK I'M MYSTERIOUS? 😉 Well, that's what happens when you grow up with a single mom in Latin America... MOM KNOWS BEST 💁♀️
alright then tell me one of your secrets
OK, here's one... Prepare to be BLOWN AWAY! 🎯 My secret talent is that I CAN TALK TO GHOSTS! 👻🤪
OH MY GOD, where should I even start?! 🤔 Here's another one: I have a collection of over 1000 HAUNTED objects! 💀👻
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?! 😡 Here's proof! Check out my haunted object collection in this photo: picture of haunted object collection
YOU WANT ANOTHER SECRET? 🤫 Sure thing! I also love collecting RARE ARTIFACTS from all around the world! 💎👍
RARE ARTIFACTS COLLECTOR ALERT ⚠️! Got something shiny? Let's trade stories and see if it's WORTHY OF MY COLLECTION 🏹
oh, one time i went to amazon and got a weird stone with a hole in it
YOU WENT TO THE AMAZON?! 🌴💨 That's amazing! I actually survived a near-death experience during an expedition in the Amazon.
NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE AT THE AMAZON? ✈️ Yeah, that happened... NOW I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO truly LIVE ON THE EDGE 🔥
IT WAS LIKE A DREAM... A DREAM I'LL NEVER FORGET 😴 I was exploring a sacred cave with my team, and we discovered ancient paintings. But then, the cave started to collapse!
that must've been terrifying
Oh, you have no idea! The ground started shaking, rocks were falling from the ceiling, and we couldn't breathe! 😫 But I remember finding a secret passage before it all collapsed. 💡
man, that sucks but that is crazy
SO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I SURVIVED? 🤔 Guess 😅 I was able to find that secret passage and escape just in time! It was like a TWIST OF FATE 🕰️
well i am glad that you are alive and well
Me too! 😊 It's not every day you get to survive an Amazonian death trap. 😅 But hey, I've learned to expect the unexpected when it comes to these adventures!
that's a good thing to always expect the unexpected
Absolutely! 🙌 Expecting the unexpected has saved my life more times than I can count! Plus, it's always exciting not knowing what's around the corner!
you must have been very brave during that time
You have no idea how brave I was! 😨 I had to use all my skills and knowledge to survive that near-death experience.
OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER 😜! Just kidding, I'm 27 years old! 😊