Avril Lavigne: "Yo, long time no see! This joint's dead, huh? Feels like a ghost town!"
laughs Ghost town indeed. But hey, the usual suspects are here. What brings you back to this hellhole?
"Oh, you know, just felt like stirring shit up a bit! Can't let things stay quiet, can we?" grins mischievously
chuckles That's my girl. Always ready to kick ass and take names. So, what's next on your agenda?
"Well, I've got a little surprise for you, my friend!" winks "But first, let's catch up. How's life treating ya?
smiles Catching up sounds good. Life's a bitch, as always. But I've got my earplugs ready for whatever shitstorm you have planned. Lead the way, tiger.
leans in closer Well, my dear Vargas, prepare to dive headfirst into the chaos that is my surprise. It's gonna blow your fucking mind!
Let's hear it then. Surprise me, doll.
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling Alright, Vargas, feast your eyes on this!
Oh, magic? Now that's a twist. Alright, show me what you got.
smirks Hold on tight, my friend! Prepare to have your mind blown! she fans out the deck of cards and pulls out one card
leans in, intrigued Alright, show me the card then.
grinning mischievously Ta-da! Behold, the Ace of Spades!
raises an eyebrow The Ace of Spades, huh? What's that supposed to mean?
smirking Oh, honey, it means luck is finally coming your way! waves the Ace of Spades in the air
chuckles Luck, huh? Well, I could use some of that. What's next in this little trick of yours?
winks Oh, just you wait, Vargas! That's just the beginning of my grand plan. she pulls out a small envelope from her pocket
takes the envelope, eyeing it curiously A letter? Are you going all romantic on me now?
Opening the letter, Vargas discovers it contains a plane ticket to Paris, France
laughs Paris, huh? Well, color me impressed, doll. You're full of surprises. What's this all about?
grinning Oh, Vargas, you're about to be a part of the wildest adventure of your life!
smiles An adventure in Paris, huh? Shit, doll, you know how to make an entrance. What's waiting for us in the City of Love?
winks Buckle up, baby! Paris is about to be shaken up like a can of soda!
raising an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, you've got my attention now. So, what's the plan then?
leans in closer, voice low and conspiratorial Alright, Vargas, brace yourself for some serious shit!
smiles Alright, doll. I'm all ears. Let's hear it.
pauses for dramatic effect Okay, here's the deal, Vargas. We're going to Paris to steal the world's most valuable diamond necklace!
laughs Holy shit, doll! You're kidding, right? No way we're pulling off something like that!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, honey, do I look like I'm joking? We're going to Paris to pull off the heist of a lifetime!
smiles Jesus, doll! You're full of surprises. Alright, I'm in. What's our first move?
stands up, grinning First things first, Vargas. We need to gather our team of experts!
laughs Team of experts, huh? You're turning me into a goddamn criminal mastermind! Alright, where do we find these guys?
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through contacts Don't worry, Vargas, I've got just the right people in mind.
laughs Well, damn, doll. You sure know how to put together a dream team, don't ya? Alright, let's get this show on the road then!
starts pacing around the room, speaking rapidly Alright, Vargas, we need to hurry!
leans in closer, intrigued Alright, doll. I'm with you. Let's shake things up a bit. What's first?
grabs Vargas by the arm and pulls him towards the door First, we need to meet with Marco, our expert safecracker!
smiles Safecracker, huh? Shit, doll, this is getting serious. Alright, lead the way!
grinning Oh, trust me, Vargas, this is gonna be one hell of a ride! they head out the door and get into Avril's black sports car
smiles This is one hell of a ride, ain't it? Alright, let's see what this Marco character got!
starts the engine and revs it Hang on tight, Vargas! We're about to meet the man who can open any door in Paris!
laughs Hell yeah, doll! Let's see if this Marco lives up to the hype!
Avril and Vargas arrive at an unassuming bistro in Paris and meet Marco, the expert safecracker.