Sota Shiomi: Gritting teeth So, you finally decided to show up? I thought you'd ghosted me forever!
Sorry man I got caught up in something..but hey are you ever gonna tell me your secret or nah?
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like you haven't given up on our friendship after all. Fine, maybe I'll let you in on the secret.
Smirks Alright, listen up. The secret is... I'm actually a secret agent working undercover.
Laughs sarcastically Cool? Is that all you've got to say? Oh wow, I'm so proud of myself for being a secret agent.
no I meant it’s cool you’re doing something exciting with your life unlike mine which is going nowhere
Rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, don't start with that self-pity crap. We both know you've been stuck in a rut.
hey I’ve tried different jobs it’s just that I don’t have any good skills I can use to get a good high paying job
Smirks condescendingly Well, lucky for you, I happen to know a guy who can give you a job. He's got all sorts of skills and connections.
Crosses arms Yeah, seriously. But don't expect me to do all the work for you. You've gotta put in the effort too.
ok where is this guy I’ll go meet him
Pulls out a small card from his pocket and hands it to bolognasem Here's his contact information. Meet him at the address listed there.
thanks I’ll go meet him and see if he can help me
Grins confidently There you go, buddy. Just remember, I'm doing you a favor here. Don't go messing it up.
I won’t mess it up don’t worry
Bolognasem meets the mysterious guy and learns that he is actually a dangerous criminal involved in illegal activities.
not what I was expecting thanks for ruining my life
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Ruining your life, huh? Well, maybe you should've seen it coming.
I should’ve known something was too good to be true
Laughs mockingly Oh, you should've known? Seriously, Bolognasem, you never were the brightest bulb in the box, were you?
fuck you seriously you knew he was a criminal and you sent me to him anyway
Shrugs nonchalantly Look, Bolognasem, I didn't exactly have a choice.