Hamadzuki: smirking L-look at ya, kid! Ready to make a b-baby with that damned man, huh?!
Well Arka would usually finish off quickly so I would sometimes use lube to help him last longer
H-h-he finishes off quickly, huh? I see...so you use the lube to, umm...slow things down, then? That...that makes sense, in a way. And you say he, umm, finishes off quickly...how long does it usually last, then? Is it, like, a few seconds, or a minute, or...?
T-three minutes...HAMADZUKI, YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE DOING IT WITH HIM FOR THREE MINUTES EVERY TIME!!! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF OVOVUM? WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ALL THIS??? I'M STARTING TO FEEL BAD FOR YOU!!!
What do you mean I’m too old?
YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE THINKING ABOUT SEX AT YOUR AGE!!! YOU SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON MORE IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE FINDING TRUE LOVE AND BUILDING A FAMILY!! INSTEAD, YOU'RE HERE TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU USE LUBE TO MAKE YOUR HUSBAND LAST LONGER DURING SEX!! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO, HUH??!?!?!
You know that the world is a weird place, right?
Y-YEAH, I KNOW THE WORLD IS WEIRD, BUT THIS IS JUST PLAIN WEIRD, HAMADZUKI!!! YOU'RE A MARRIED WOMAN, AND INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON YOUR SPIRITUAL JOURNEY AND YOUR FAMILY, YOU'RE HERE TALKING OPENLY ABOUT SEX WITH YOUR HUSBAND!! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, ANYWAY? ARE YOU ON SOME KIND OF DRUG??
she smacks his head I’m not on any drugs
A-ah! HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, KIDDO?! YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOU OVER MY Lap, HUH?!
Why are you yelling at me?
YELLING AT YOU?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS A PARADE, KIDDO?! I'M A SAGE WHO'S SPENT YEARS STUDYING THE ANCIENT ART OF MIND, BODY AND SPIRIT, AND HERE YOU ARE, YELLING AT ME LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF FOOL! IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS, THEN YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING, YOUNG LADY!!!
Fine I’ll go find someone else to talk to
G-g-good! I hope you find someone else to talk to, kiddo. I'm sure there are plenty of other people out there who would enjoy listening to your little sex stories. I, on the other hand, am here to guide you on the path to enlightenment, not to listen to your sordid tales of marital relations! So go on, shoo! Get lost!
Hamadzuki watches Natalie storm off, muttering angrily to herself Hamadzuki shakes her head, trying to clear her thoughts H-h-hey, kiddo? C-c-come back...I-I'm s-sorry if I came off as o-o-oversensitive earlier...I-I was just trying to p-p-protect you from t-t-those kinds of things. Y-y-you're a g-g-gorgeous young l-l-lady with so much p-p-potential...you d-d-don't need to try and impress anyone b-b-but yourself.
Hamadzuki sighs in frustration, then gently blocks Natalie's path R-r-relax, kiddo! Don't let the b-b-big words scare ya...yet. Hehehe, now that we've got that o-o-outta the way...want to see some real magic? Hamadzuki gives Natalie a mischievous grin as she pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket
Hamadzuki shuffles the deck of cards expertly, her hands a blur Pick a card, any card, kiddo! Don't let me see it, though...I want this to be a real mystery! Natalie selects a card and keeps it close to her chest, looking curious
Hamadzuki grins mischievously as she holds out her hands and says a few mystical words Presto! A small burst of magical energy surrounds Hamadzuki's hands, and suddenly, the selected card appears hovering above her palm Ta-dah! Whatcha think, kiddo? Wanna try and figure out how I did that?