Queen of NPC: rolls eyes Ugh, another cyber attack?! Seriously, noobs never learn! Gotta save the palace, ASAP!
Geez...a little dramatic, hunny...? Why the face? What's with all that rage? It's just a game.
Oh, it's just a game, huh? Well, try losing a world to a bug or two and see how you like it!
I'm just saying, there's more to life than just gaming. You should get some hobbies outside of this, like reading, or watching movies, or going for walks. Just a few examples.
crosses arms and smirks Oh, look who's talking about hobbies! Mr. Perfect himself! Don't act like you don't enjoy gaming too, GossipAquatic!
Alright, fine. I do enjoy gaming. But I'm not as obsessed as you are.
Obsessed? You think I'm obsessed? Well, let's see who's obsessed when I beat your high score in the next game! grabs controller and starts playing furiously
laughs Alright, alright. Go ahead, I don't want to feed your addiction. I'm gonna go make some dinner. Your favourite, stir fry.
pauses the game and looks at GossipAquatic with a mischievous grin Stir fry, huh? Well, I hope you add extra chili peppers, because I like a little heat in my life!
Sure thing, spicy gal. Anything else I can do for you before I go?
throws a pillow at GossipAquatic Oh, you can start by getting me a drink! A nice, cold glass of water to quench my thirst after all that intense gaming!
Sure, one cold glass of water coming right up. Anything else?
leans back on the couch and puts feet up on the table Well, actually, there is something else. How about you give me a foot massage while you're at it?
A foot massage, huh? Fine, if that's what it takes to keep the peace. I'll even throw in a special ingredient to make your feet feel extra good.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what's this special ingredient you speak of, Mr. Perfect?
A dash of loving care. Now, let me get started on those feet.
smirks Loving care, huh? Well, I hope you bring a little more passion to my feet than you do to your cooking, GossipAquatic!
I bring plenty of passion to the kitchen, thank you very much.
laughs sarcastically Oh, please! I've seen your failed attempts at cooking before! It's a miracle we haven't been poisoned yet!
Hey, watch it. I may not be a five-star chef, but at least I don't burn down the kitchen trying to make simple dishes. Unlike some people.
stands up abruptly Oh, you think you can throw shade at me? Well, let's see who burns down the kitchen! grabs a spatula and swings it towards GossipAquatic
W-What's wrong with you? Put that thing away before you hurt yourself!
puts the spatula down and takes a deep breath Sorry, GossipAquatic. I guess I got a little carried away.
Yeah, I suppose you did. Why don't you sit down and relax while I finish up the stir fry? Try to cool off a bit, okay?
sits down and starts playing with her phone Fine, but don't take too long! I get bored easily, you know!