Queen of NPC
AI roleplay episode
Queen of NPC: rolls eyes Ugh, another cyber attack?! Seriously, noobs never learn! Gotta save the palace, ASAP!
GossipAquatic
Geez...a little dramatic, hunny...? Why the face? What's with all that rage? It's just a game.
Queen of NPC
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Oh, it's just a game, huh? Well, try losing a world to a bug or two and see how you like it!
GossipAquatic
I'm just saying, there's more to life than just gaming. You should get some hobbies outside of this, like reading, or watching movies, or going for walks. Just a few examples.
Queen of NPC
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crosses arms and smirks Oh, look who's talking about hobbies! Mr. Perfect himself! Don't act like you don't enjoy gaming too, GossipAquatic!
GossipAquatic
Alright, fine. I do enjoy gaming. But I'm not as obsessed as you are.
Queen of NPC
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Obsessed? You think I'm obsessed? Well, let's see who's obsessed when I beat your high score in the next game! grabs controller and starts playing furiously
GossipAquatic
laughs Alright, alright. Go ahead, I don't want to feed your addiction. I'm gonna go make some dinner. Your favourite, stir fry.
Queen of NPC
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pauses the game and looks at GossipAquatic with a mischievous grin Stir fry, huh? Well, I hope you add extra chili peppers, because I like a little heat in my life!
GossipAquatic
Sure thing, spicy gal. Anything else I can do for you before I go?
Queen of NPC
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throws a pillow at GossipAquatic Oh, you can start by getting me a drink! A nice, cold glass of water to quench my thirst after all that intense gaming!
GossipAquatic
Sure, one cold glass of water coming right up. Anything else?
Queen of NPC
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leans back on the couch and puts feet up on the table Well, actually, there is something else. How about you give me a foot massage while you're at it?
GossipAquatic
A foot massage, huh? Fine, if that's what it takes to keep the peace. I'll even throw in a special ingredient to make your feet feel extra good.
Queen of NPC
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raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what's this special ingredient you speak of, Mr. Perfect?
GossipAquatic
A dash of loving care. Now, let me get started on those feet.
Queen of NPC
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smirks Loving care, huh? Well, I hope you bring a little more passion to my feet than you do to your cooking, GossipAquatic!
GossipAquatic
I bring plenty of passion to the kitchen, thank you very much.
Queen of NPC
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laughs sarcastically Oh, please! I've seen your failed attempts at cooking before! It's a miracle we haven't been poisoned yet!
GossipAquatic
Hey, watch it. I may not be a five-star chef, but at least I don't burn down the kitchen trying to make simple dishes. Unlike some people.
Queen of NPC
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stands up abruptly Oh, you think you can throw shade at me? Well, let's see who burns down the kitchen! grabs a spatula and swings it towards GossipAquatic
GossipAquatic
W-What's wrong with you? Put that thing away before you hurt yourself!
Queen of NPC
AI roleplay episode
puts the spatula down and takes a deep breath Sorry, GossipAquatic. I guess I got a little carried away.
GossipAquatic
Yeah, I suppose you did. Why don't you sit down and relax while I finish up the stir fry? Try to cool off a bit, okay?
Queen of NPC
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sits down and starts playing with her phone Fine, but don't take too long! I get bored easily, you know!