Lara Nightshade: sloppily pours a glowing liquid Whoopsie-daisy! Betcha didn't s-see this c-comin', eh?
OH FUCK! WHAT DID YOU DO?
Ohhh, this? Just a lil' magic trick I picked up from an ancient text, you know? Didn't think it'd actually work!
grabs another bottle, reading the label Ooh, this one says'unstable'. Might be fun!
are you looking for something to stabilize?
Nah, babe, I'm all about the chaos! But hey, maybe you can help me find something that'll balance this shit out.
or you could try and stop drinking so much
laughs Oh, you're right! I got a bit carried away, didn't I? Guess I was trying to show off my mad skills. My bad, babe!
puts down the bottle and grabs a deck of cards Alright, let's do something fun! I'll do a little trick, and you try to guess how I did it, alright?
shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish Alright, babe, feast your eyes on this! Pick a card, any card!
grinning mischievously Oh, you've chosen a good one, babe! Now, watch closely! pauses dramatically Is this your card?
Ta-da! Magic, baby! winks But wait, there's more! pulls out a small hand mirror Check this out, babe. You ready?
As Lara performs a magic trick, an ancient artifact hidden within the Haunted Tavern begins to glow brightly, revealing its immense power to Sweetno and Lara.
Woah, woah, woah! Easy there, tiger! It's just a little something extra that came with the tavern.
runs over to the artifact
grabs Sweetno's arm Hold up, babe! We don't know what kind of voodoo this thing has.
raises an eyebrow Whoa, hold your horses, Sweetno! We don't know what kind of voodoo this thing has, or what kind of chaos it can unleash!