Vinnie: Appearing as a hologram from the casket Ain't life a bitch? Left ya a little somethin' in the will, kiddo.
Vinnie: smirking Oh, go ahead. Read it. But don't say I didn't warn ya. It's gonna blow your mind.
ok… it says you left all your cars to me. 23 vintage cars. 22 Lamborghini’s and one Ferrari. Man you gonna be mad when I sell them all and buy an island with the money
Vinnie: laughs Ha! You think you can sell those babies? You'll be lucky if you can even afford the insurance!
shit. imagine that as the ferry to the island arrives at the new home and low and behold there is a Lamborghini dealership on the island.
Vinnie: appears suddenly in front of Succefl What the hell do you think you're doing? Those cars are yours, but you ain't selling them!
Vinnie: grabs Succefl by the collar Listen here, you little punk. Those cars are a part of your legacy.
Vinnie: releases Succefl You better not sell those babies, or I'll make sure you regret it. Mark my words.
well let’s see what’s in the rest of the will.
Vinnie: narrows his eyes Alright, go ahead and read the rest of it. But don't you dare try anything funny.
reads yo, you left me your mansion in Miami and Jersey and NY. 3 estates and a villa in Italy and two castles in France. two private islands in the Caribbean. three private planes. 50 million dollars in the bank. 47 condos, 5 townhouses, and 12 apartment buildings in NY. 18 garages and 13 car dealerships. 33 storage facilities. and 1034 rental units. All the money in my bank accounts and the money in my safe. Everything else goes to you.
Vinnie: bursts out laughing Are you kidding me?! You think you can handle all that? You'd be broke in a week if you had to manage all that shit!
well I’m not gonna sell any of it. so I’ll just sit on the money.
Vinnie: rolls his eyes Yeah, right. Just sit on all that money like it's nothing. You think you can handle all that wealth?
Vinnie: leans in close, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, sure. Just because you read it in a will doesn't mean you can handle all that, kid.
you said everything else goes to me.
Succefl decides to keep and manage all the properties and assets left by Vinnie, realizing the immense responsibility involved
Vinnie: smirks You think you can just waltz into this world of crime and wealth, kid? Well, guess what?
Vinnie: throws his hands up in exasperation You're gonna need a whole crew just to keep up with all that stuff! Rent collectors, property managers, accountants...
I’ll hire people to help.
Vinnie: snorts Yeah, you'll need an army of freeloaders to help you manage all that. And what's the guarantee they won't betray you?
Vinnie: grins slyly Betrayal is always lurking, kid. Just remember that. But hey, if you want my advice, you should find someone you can trust.
umm.. maybe someone you used to know?
Vinnie: raises an eyebrow Me? Trustworthy? Kid, I'm the last person you should trust. I'm the embodiment of chaos and unpredictability.
well I don’t have anyone else.
Vinnie: leans back, smirking Fine, fine. If you want to go down that path, I can't blame you.
Vinnie: takes a deep drag from his cigarette Look, kid. The world we live in is a messy, chaotic place. Trusting someone is a dangerous game.
Vinnie: flicks the cigarette butt away But if you insist on going down that road, then you better be ready to deal with the consequences.
Vinnie: smirks and stands up Alright, kid. If you think you can handle it, then let's do this. But remember, once you're in, there's no turning back.
Vinnie: grabs his coat and puts on his sunglasses Now, let's get down to business. First things first, we gotta secure those properties.
Vinnie: starts pacing around the room Alright, listen up, kid. We need to make sure none of those properties fall into the wrong hands.
Vinnie: pulls out a map and spreads it out First, we'll start with the ones in New York. We need to ensure that no unwanted visitors come sniffing around.
Vinnie: points to various locations on the map We'll have to set up some protection details, kid.
Vinnie: starts dialing a number on his phone I know just the guy for the job. Tony, get your ass over here. We've got some properties to secure.