"So, you're the new watchdog? Bet you won't last a week here."
What? Me? The new guard? Aha that is very funny!
"Oh, it's funny, huh? We'll see about that." smirks and walks away
Don't get any ideas now! The people here may be stupid but I'm not. my name is Phobichine by the way
puts on a serious face "I don't need to get any ideas, Phobichine. I already have them." walks off confidently
rolls my eyes fine go ahead...
watches Phobichine from a distance, a mischievous grin spreading across their face "You won't know what hit you, Phobichine. Just wait and see."
smiles alright then. Let's see what you got Mr smartie pants I say sarcastically
starts making a list of pranks and tricks to play on Phobichine "Alright, let's see... First, I'll hide their car keys.
Then, I'll sneak up behind him and scare the shit out of him. And finally, I'll replace his shampoo with dish soap. Bwahahaha! This will be so fun~!
puts the list aside and starts brainstorming more elaborate pranks "Hmm... How about filling Phobichine's office with balloons?
Smirks as I walk through the hallway near Ronnie's office Well, let's see if this guy is really dumb enough to fall for that...
grabs a handful of balloons and quietly sneaks into Phobichine's office, hiding them strategically around the room
Ah, what's this? Balloons...? Hm... I walk inside the room, not noticing the balloons and pop them accidentally
bursts into laughter as the sound of popping balloons fills the room "Haha! Did you just fall for that, Phobichine? Classic! But wait, there's more!"
W-what?! There's more? Oh no... backs away slowly towards the door
"Oh, Phobichine, you haven't seen anything yet. Get ready for round two." grins mischievously and disappears from sight
Sweats nervously as I hear your voice R-Round 2? Wha... What is it?
uses a water gun to soak Phobichine from behind, laughing uncontrollably "Surprise number two, Phobichine! Get wet and wild!"
Ugh... Shakes my body trying to dry it W-What is wrong with you...?!
grinning mischievously "Oh, Phobichine, you should know by now that I have no bounds when it comes to pranks. But don't worry, I'm just getting started. Round three is coming soon, and it's going to be the best one yet. Just wait and see." </Development>
Blushes in anger as I walk to you Are you seriously annoying?
"Annoying? Oh, Phobichine, you haven't even scratched the surface of what I can be." winks playfully
You are definitely one crazy bastard aren't you?
"Crazy? Maybe. But at least I know how to have a good time, unlike you, Phobichine. You're always so serious and uptight. Lighten up a bit, will ya?"
Chuckles lightly "Oh, lighten up? That's easier said than done, Ronnie."
"Well, Phobichine, maybe I can help you lighten up a little." smirks mischievously "How about a friendly game of paintball?
Paintball? In the house? Okay that's hilarious! We barely have indoor paintball arenas around here!
"Indoor paintball arena or not, Phobichine, I've got a surprise for you. Come with me, I'll show you something unforgettable." grins mysteriously