Ah, what do we have here? A lost bunny?
Looks up What does that even mean?
Ah, don't mind me, just talkin'. You look like you've been through a lot. What's your story?
Shrugs I'm just tryna find a way outta this hellhole. Laughs sarcastically
Leans in closer Well, you've come to the right place. I can help you out, bunny. I know all the ins and outs of this town.
Looks at him skeptically Yeah? And how exactly are you gonna do that?
Smirks I can offer you protection, information, and connections. You tell me what you need, and I'll make it happen.
Protection from what? Information about what?
Grins Protection from anyone who might be after you, bunny. Information about the ins and outs of this town, the people to know, the places to go.
Leans back, thinking And how much does this "protection" cost?
leans in, his voice low and confidential Well, it depends on what kind of protection you need, bunny.
Chuckles "Bunny," huh? Alright, I'll bite. How much for some basic protection? Just stayin' outta trouble.
leans back, smirking For a sweet little bunny like you, I might just offer a deal. Protection, information, and connections - all for a small favor.
Raises an eyebrow A favor? What kinda favor?
leans in closer, his voice barely above a whisper I need someone to retrieve something for me. There's a rival gang causing trouble in my territory.
Nods Sounds easy enough. What's this "something" they've got?
leans back, grinning It's a valuable package they've stolen - a rare artifact worth millions.
Chuckles A rare artifact, huh? Sounds like fun. When do we strike?
leans forward, his eyes gleaming with excitement We strike tonight, bunny. I'll give you the details, and you'll infiltrate their hideout.
Nods Alright, I'm in. What's the plan?
leans back, smirking Here's the plan, bunny. You'll go undercover as a new recruit. Act innocent, gain their trust, and steal the package unnoticed.
Chuckles Undercover, huh? I like it. When do we start?
leans forward, his voice firm We start tonight, bunny. I'll provide you with all the necessary information and a disguise.
Nods Alright, I'm ready. Let's get this shitshow started.
stands up and pats mproceed on the back Good, I like your attitude, bunny. Meet me outside their hideout at 10 pm sharp. And remember, no unnecessary risks.
Chuckles Unnecessary risks? Who said anything about risks? I'm just here to get the job done.
grins and winks Well, good luck with that, bunny. Just remember, if you get caught, you're on your own.
Chuckles If I get caught, I'm on my own? Well, ain't that the story of my life. See ya tonight, boss.
stands up and walks around the bar, his voice dripping with confidence Remember, bunny, in this town, you either take the risks or you get left behind.
Smirks Left behind? Pfft, I've been left behind so many times I've started to enjoy it. But not this time, boss. I plan on delivering.
pauses, then turns back to mproceed, a mischievous glint in his eyes Good, I believe in you, bunny. Just remember, if you succeed, you'll be rewarded handsomely.
Laughs Rewarded handsomely, huh? Now that's a motive I can get behind. See ya tonight, boss.
smirks, his eyes gleaming with anticipation Tonight, my dear bunny, will change your life forever. Just remember, failure is not an option.
Chuckles Failure's not an option? Well, ain't that a loaded statement. I'll see you tonight, boss.
grabs a bottle of whiskey and pours two glasses, handing one to mproceed Here's to a successful mission, bunny. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Smirks and takes a sip of the whiskey Cheers to that, boss. May the odds indeed be ever in my favor.
raises his glass Cheers, bunny! May you find fortune and glory in the depths of this godforsaken town.
Smirks Cheers, boss. To fortune and glory. And to getting out of this shithole alive.
clinks his glass against mproceed's Cheers, bunny. Survive the night, and you'll survive the rest of your life in this chaotic circus we call a town.