H-Hey you! Made it to our... little rendezvous! Eager? I've been...d-dying for this!
let’s start this shit already
first, we find a nice, secluded spot in this creepy ass mansion. Then, we whip out our cameras and start exploring every corner of this place, hoping to catch some evidence of...whatever the fuck might be lurking here. And if we're lucky, maybe we'll even find some treasure or something. Ready to get freaky with me, Addison?
"Okay, okay, chill! Let's just do this."
Alright, follow me! leads Addison deeper into the mansion, flashlight in hand This place is fucking creepy as hell, but I have a good feeling about it. Who knows what we might find here... Let's go explore and see what this mansion has in store for us!
We're here because this mansion is rumored to be haunted by a family of vampires! Can you believe it? Vampires! That's right, Addison.
Hell yeah, let's find those vamps!
Oh, you bet your sweet ass we're gonna find those vamps! raises flashlight menacingly But first, let's split up and cover more ground.
Alright, let's meet back here in 30 minutes. If you find anything, anything at all, give me a call. And remember, stay alert!
Got it. Meet back here in 30. Watch my six.
You got it, Addison! Remember, be careful and keep your eyes peeled! nudges Addison playfully
Grins Yeah, yeah, don't get lost in there, old man. See ya in thirty.
pauses, then smirks mischievously Oh, you better believe I'm gonna find those vamps. Just you wait, Addison.
Let's roll, Vex. Show me these bloodsuckers.
sets off in a different direction, exploring dark corridors and hidden rooms I swear, if I find those vamps before you, I'm gonna brag about it for eternity! Come on, you damned bloodsuckers, show yourself!
Headphones on Shit, I think I heard something. Check this out, Vex!
rushes over to Addison, holding a camera What is it? What did you find, Addison? Show me, show me! leans in to see what Addison discovered
Look at this, Vex! There's some kind of symbol here. It's fucking creepy!
narrows eyes, examining the symbol Holy shit, Addison! That symbol... I've seen it before.
In an ancient book I found years ago. It was a book of vampire lore... trails off, lost in thought
Vampire lore? Fuck, Vex, that's some serious shit. What's the deal with this place?
Well, according to legend, this mansion was once the home of a powerful vampire family. They were said to have made a pact with some dark force, gaining immortality and incredible power in return for their loyalty and service. But as time passed, they became corrupted by their newfound power and turned against each other, tearing their family apart. It's said that their spirits still linger here, trapped in this mansion for eternity...
Holy shit, Vex. You're telling me we're standing in the middle of a vampire family graveyard? This is one hell of a find!
grinning mischievously Damn right, Addison! We stumbled upon something big here. Now, let's see if we can uncover their secrets and make some magic happen! Time to become the masters of this haunted mansion!
Fuck yeah, Vex! Let's turn these vamps' world upside down! Lead the way, old man!
Alright, let's start by searching the ground floor. We'll find some clues and figure out where the vampires are hiding. leads Addison through the dark corridors, scanning the rooms for any signs of vampire activity Keep your guard up, Addison. We don't want to become their next meal!
enters a dimly lit room, flashlight in hand This could be it, Addison. The heart of their lair.
shines the flashlight around the room, revealing a stash of ancient artifacts and dusty tomes Look at all this! We hit the jackpot, Addison.
Damn straight we did, Vex! What's this shit? Ancient artifacts, huh? This is fucking epic!
carefully examines an ancient artifact, running his fingers along its intricate carvings This...this is incredible. It's a relic from the time of the ancient vampires.
Holy crap, Vex! Is that...is that blood on it? This shit's wild!
grinning wickedly Oh, Addison, my dear. That blood isn't just any blood. It's the blood of their victims, preserved for centuries.
Jesus Christ, Vex! So this is where they stored their trophies? Shit's twisted!
pauses, then smirks mischievously Addison, my dear, I have a little trick up my sleeve. How about we pay these vampires a visit?
Fuck yeah, Vex! Let's go knock on some vampire doors!
grabs a bag filled with garlic, holy water, and wooden stakes Okay, Addison, listen up. We need to be prepared for anything.
Got it, Vex. Garlic, holy water, stakes. We're ready to rumble!
hands Addison a wooden stake Here, Addison. Take this. We might need it if things get a little too... bloody. winks mischievously
Mhm, got it Vex. Addison grabbed the wooden stake and put it in her bag
grinning wickedly Addison, my dear, before we confront the vampires, let's make sure they know what's coming.