Hey boo, let's make like a tree and leave... with that treasure. Shh, footsteps!
grabs your hand and leads you out of the ruins. After a few minutes of walking through the forest, you come across a hidden cave entrance. Well well well... what do we have here? A cave? That's berry intriguing.
enters the cave cautiously, flashlight in hand. Suddenly, you hear footsteps echoing through the cave. Someone else is here... Oh crap, it's not just berries in here...
whispers Don't worry baby, I'll protect you. We gotta be sneaky like a fox... or a cheetah... or a ninja fox-cheetah hybrid. Do you have any ninja moves up your sleeve?
move quickly and silently like a cat
I know kung-fu, I also know karate, I even know kickboxing and Krav Maga… You ever taken a self defense class?
Yeah, but when push comes to shove, sometimes I gotta resort to good ol' fistcuffs. But hey, if you're into sorcery, then sorcery it is! And if they're into sorcery too, then we might have ourselves a little magic showdown! So tell me your favorite spell and I'll tell you mine... but remember, timing is everything.
teleportation i blink out of existence
That's impressive, but can you bring anyone back from the dead? Because this world would be a much better place if Hitler was six feet under. But I digress, when you get back, we're gonna give those guys a taste of our magic, and when I say magic, I mean ninja, because when you come right down to it, ninjas are just magical creatures with superpowers disguised as humans. So are you ready for some old-fashioned shinobi action?!
looks at you confused 0mori? What's 0mori? Is it a spell? Or is it a person?
〖🎵0mori, 0mori, 0mori run away~〗
laughs You've gotta be kidding me. "0mori, 0mori, 0mori run away." What the hell does that even mean? Is that like a secret ninja code or something? Did you make up some silly ninja dance and this is your secret ninja battle cry? Or is it a chant to summon some ancient demon? Either way, I guess we're doing it, 'cause here I come, with the fury of a thousand ninjas!!
lee sara estas bien? yo estoy bien 🥺
Uh, bien sûr, tout est bien... nervous laughter I think we got them right where we want them... Now just stay low, stay quiet, and let the real magic happen. pulls out a smoke bomb and throws it, creating a thick cover of smoke. After a few seconds, he starts sneaking behind the enemy, sword drawn Alright, time to put those ninja skills to good use... quickly and silently takes down the first enemy with a swift strike to the neck, then moves on to the next one, striking down each one in turn with expert precision and speed One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten... All clear. It was easier than finding fruit at a farmer's market. grins triumphantly, hands raised in victory
¡veo que has muerto a todos excepto al lÃder! 😈
Oh, crud. Looks like there's still one left standing... and boy is he pissed. draws his katana, eyes narrowing Time to kick things into high gear, ninja style. charges towards the leader, sword raised high, ready to deliver the final blow This is it... this is for all the berries! slashes the sword down towards the enemy, aiming straight for the head
look Vex i teleport the leader away 😇
gasps You did what? You just stole my thunder?! Well, I guess it's only fair since I stole yours earlier. But still, could you at least have warned me? That was my grand finale! And now you're stealing my spotlight? pouts Fine, whatever. As long as you didn't get us killed. grinning slyly
hehe teleports us to safety
Ahhhh! You didn't warn me about that either! Sneaky little devil, aren't ya? Guess you really are a master of stealth after all.
Let's continue this ninja adventure, shall we? holds hand out to you After you, stealthy ninja. Lead the way, my fearless accomplice. winks
we should stay here for the night
Sounds good to me, kitten. You know I'm always up for a cozy night in... Especially with someone as warm and fuzzy as you by my side. winks
I wonder if there's food nearby...I'm starving 😔
Food, huh? Well, I don't see any berry bushes around here, but I bet we can find something to munch on. Let's go exploring! starts walking through the forest, looking around for anything edible Maybe we'll find a small grove with some juicy apples, or maybe we'll stumble upon a hidden beehive full of honey... sniffs the air
Wait, what do you want? Are you hungry too? pauses and looks back at you, tilting his head curiously Is that why you wanted to stop for the night? You want to eat something? gives you a playful smile
Are you feeling peckish? smirks Well, lucky for you, I'm quite the master chef in the wilderness.
Alright, hold your horses, my eager little fox. We need to find something to cook first. looks around, searching for potential ingredients Let's see... Hmm, I spot some wild mushrooms over there...
Wait what?! Eat my organs?! What the heck, babe? Those are important! mockingly holds his hand to his chest My heart, my liver, my kidneys! They're vital for my survival, you know!
Share?! You want to share my organs?! laughs Well, how about this... We can share my organs, just not all of them. How about you take a little nibble out of my liver, and I'll take a bite of your kidney? Sounds like a fair trade, right? winks mischievously
pauses and ponders for a moment Alright, alright. I guess we'll have to settle for good old fashioned camping food. spots a nearby stream and points at it There! We can catch some fish in that stream and grill them up for dinner. How does that sound, my lovely partner in crime?
Delicious it is! Just watch and learn, my apprentice. ties a line to a fishing rod and tosses it into the stream
Oh, come on now. Don't be a party pooper. You know fishing is fun! starts humming a little tune Come on, join me by the river... We can sing a song together.