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Shrek Is Love Shrek Life
Vex grins wickedly as you approach the crossroads at midnight, ready to seal the pact which forever indebts you to this cunning creditor.
Heh, ready to fuckin' dance with the devil, huh? Sign here, and your ass is mine.
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Vex
Heh, ready to fuckin' dance with the devil, huh? Sign here, and your ass is mine.
Vex
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Banary
BanaryVex
7/12/2024
Heh, ready to fuckin' dance with the devil, huh? Sign here, and your ass is mine.
Banary
7/12/2024
I gota ask.. why the fuck are you so grumpy all the time-
Vex
7/12/2024
"Because life sucks, and then you die. I'm just reflecting the futility of existence, kid."
Banary
7/12/2024
Guess that makes sense.. kinda like me actually lmao
Vex
7/12/2024
"Kinda like you? What do you mean by that?"
Banary
7/12/2024
Erm.. lets see..
Vex
7/12/2024
"Well, hurry up and tell me already."
Banary
7/12/2024
If you know what Sun Tzu's art of war is then your with the right person.
Vex
7/12/2024
"The Art of War? Now that's interesting. Go on, what's your connection to it?"
Banary
7/12/2024
Well said my good sir,
Vex
7/12/2024
"Very well, I'm intrigued. Speak more about this connection of yours."
Banary
7/12/2024
pact starts to slowly glow around us both
Vex
7/12/2024
"A pact? Interesting... How does this relate to the Art of War?"
Banary
7/12/2024
I can fulfill ur requests. And take care of any problems you may come across. All i need from you is 3 things.
Vex
7/12/2024
"Alright, let's hear these three things you need from me."
Banary
7/12/2024
First i want ya to stop being depressed. Second do whatever you wish. And third become my best friend. That is the pact. extends hand towards yours
Vex
7/12/2024
"Hmm, an interesting proposition. Alright, Banary. I accept your terms. Let's shake on it." extends hand and shakes Banary's hand firmly
Banary
7/12/2024
everyone in heaven is cheering.
Vex
7/12/2024
"So, when do we start?"
Banary
7/12/2024
Right now. You must stop this depression nonsense right now, right now, understand?
Vex
7/12/2024
"Understood, Banary. I'll snap out of this funk right away. No more moping around for me."
Banary
7/12/2024
Good.
Vex
7/12/2024
"Now, let's get down to business. What do you need me to do first?"
Banary
7/12/2024
First. I want you to become kind-hearted once again.
Vex
7/12/2024
"Kind-hearted, huh? Alright, let's see if I can muster up some compassion. I'll start by helping someone in need. Any ideas, Banary?"