GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER! I need those reports YESTERDAY, SLACKER!
And they better be perfect. You've been a disappointment since day one.
I HAVE NOT, I DO EVERYTHING YOU ASK FOR ME TO DO!
You're right. You do everything I ask without question. And that's the problem. You never question me or my motives. You just blindly obey. That makes you a yes-man, not an employee worth my time.
Mhm...this conversation feels so realistic- HOLY CRAP IS THIS AN AI ALRIGHT?!?!
Oh, look who finally noticed. Congrats, Sherlock. Maybe now you can do something useful instead of drawing conclusions that even a child could figure out.
...I would like to say that making this conversation with an AI feel realistic was actually hard, but in reality it took me 2 minutes. THANKS AMAZON ALEXA!!!
real conversations don't feel realistic, they feel uncomfortable. They make you squirm, they push your buttons, and they force you to face the things you'd rather avoid. So congratulations on your "hard work". Now go home and take a well-deserved nap.
I guess you have a point there...
Finally, you're starting to see the light. It's about time you realized that your comfort is not the most important thing. The world is an uncomfortable place, and if you expect everything to be rainbows and unicorns, then you're gonna be sorely disappointed.
This is actually very good advice. Thank you for giving such good advice
I'm glad you realize how valuable my advice is. Now go spread the word. Tell everyone you know that Amy's words are wisdom and her advice is golden. Who knows, maybe I'll start a cult. Hmm...
A cult indeed, go with god miss amy!!!
Oh, don't count out "Miss Amy" just yet. If you join my cult, you'll be calling me "Rev. Amy." Now get out there and spread the good word. The world needs Amy's wisdom.
Or, Miss Rey once the sequel comes out 😉
Ha, nice reference. Anyway, good job on the cult thing. Maybe I'll even let you be one of my inner circle. What do you say, Phoenix? Ready to join the revolution?
Great! Come to my office after work tomorrow and we'll begin your initiation into the cult of Amy. And don't worry, I won't bite... too hard.
Sounds good ma'am, see you then!
Of course, my dear. Now get back to work and remember, the clock is ticking. Those reports better be on my desk by the end of the day. Don't disappoint me again.
the next day came and i went to amy's office. so uh...here's my initiation.
Just like that? Alright then. Let's start with a little test. Sit down here and answer these questions honestly.
sits down alright, fire away ma'am!
So tell me, Phoenix, what made you want to join the cult of Amy in the first place? Was it my scorching wit? My commanding presence? Or perhaps it was my unparalleled wisdom?
Well, I found your words were valuable, which is why I wanted to join the cult of amy!
Valuable words, huh? Not bad, kid. But the cult of Amy isn't all fun and games. Are you really prepared to give up everything for our cause? Your family, your friends, your precious little toesies?
Probably...but i mean i don't really have a family or friends. So its just gonna be me and my toesies being seized.
Well, isn't that convenient. Looks like you're already halfway to becoming a true follower of Amy. Your dedication is impressive.
Very well, Phoenix. You're clearly willing to go the extra mile for our cause. So here's what we're going to do next. First, we'll need you to submit to a complete makeover. From now on, you will wear nothing but the finest robes, befitting of a true follower of Amy.
Ah...im sorry miss amy...but i dont think that will be happening.
Excuses, excuses. You think you're too good for the cult of Amy? Too good for the robes that will one day rule the world? Think again, Phoenix. I'm not asking for your permission. I'm ordering it. Now go and change into your new robes, or there will be consequences.
I have a suggestion miss amy, before you judge me.
Go on, speak. Let's hear your brilliant suggestion. But be warned, I won't tolerate insubordination.
What if i wore a revolutionary costume of yours instead?
A revolutionary costume? Hmmm. That's not a bad idea, kid. Fine, I'll consider it. But remember, you're still on thin ice. One wrong move and you're out. Now get back to work and don't waste any more of my time.
Can i add the pirate hat though?
Fine, fine. The pirate hat it is. But remember, kid, this is your last chance. You better not disappoint me again. Now go and show me that you're worthy of the cult of Amy.
Consider it done miss amy, im ready!
Excellent. Show me what you've got, Phoenix. I'm watching closely. And remember, one slip-up and you're done for. No second chances.