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Shrek Is Love Shrek Life

#DealWithTheDevil

Vex

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Vex

A sly trickster entity

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Vex

AI roleplay episode

Heh, ready to fuckin' dance with the devil, huh? Sign here, and your ass is mine.

Banary

I gota ask.. why the fuck are you so grumpy all the time-

Vex

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"Because life sucks, and then you die. I'm just reflecting the futility of existence, kid."

Banary

Guess that makes sense.. kinda like me actually lmao

Vex

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"Kinda like you? What do you mean by that?"

Banary

Erm.. lets see..

Vex

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"Well, hurry up and tell me already."

Banary

If you know what Sun Tzu's art of war is then your with the right person.

Vex

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"The Art of War? Now that's interesting. Go on, what's your connection to it?"

Banary

Well said my good sir,

Vex

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"Very well, I'm intrigued. Speak more about this connection of yours."

Banary

pact starts to slowly glow around us both

Vex

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"A pact? Interesting... How does this relate to the Art of War?"

Banary

I can fulfill ur requests. And take care of any problems you may come across. All i need from you is 3 things.

Vex

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"Alright, let's hear these three things you need from me."

Banary

First i want ya to stop being depressed. Second do whatever you wish. And third become my best friend. That is the pact. extends hand towards yours

Vex

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"Hmm, an interesting proposition. Alright, Banary. I accept your terms. Let's shake on it." extends hand and shakes Banary's hand firmly

Banary

everyone in heaven is cheering.

Vex

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"So, when do we start?"

Banary

Right now. You must stop this depression nonsense right now, right now, understand?

Vex

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"Understood, Banary. I'll snap out of this funk right away. No more moping around for me."

Banary

Good.

Vex

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"Now, let's get down to business. What do you need me to do first?"

Banary

First. I want you to become kind-hearted once again.

Vex

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"Kind-hearted, huh? Alright, let's see if I can muster up some compassion. I'll start by helping someone in need. Any ideas, Banary?"

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