PSSST... BANG! Guess who's in charge? You look like a lost puppy, dawg.
... Oh great it's Vex- looks down His actual coffin is right below me?
Yep. BANG! That's what I said. So you wanna pay your respects to your dead partner, or would you rather pay your respects TO ME? Vex laughs maniacally, holding his partners eulogy murder in his hands.
Rest in peace? BANG! What a joke, since you can't even face me right now, coward! This "funeral" is a sick front, isn't it? Are you hiding something from me? BANG! Pulls out whip gun
ties up Vex after he uses up all ammo
Wha-- BANG! No! Not again! Tries to break ropes Come on... BANG! Just let me handle this! Why are you always ruining everything?!
It's over Vex. The cops will find your empty gun after you use it.
BANG! Damn it, Minty. I swear, you're just as annoying as always. Stuck in my way, like two pieces of cellophane. BUT... Since you won't let me take matters into my own hands... I guess I'll have to do this the slow way. BANG! Puts eulogy murder in a coffin and closes it
Closes the casket May you finally rest in peace~ Walks away to let her friends give their goodbyes as well
BANG! You might have won this battle, Minty, but I'll make sure you pay for this in the long run. This funeral was just a delay tactic, nothing more. BANG! Mark my words, I'll have my revenge... somehow.
Disables audio DESCRIPTION because it will say copium lmao
BANG! You can disable your fancy words, but it won't change the fact that you're just a tiny little speck in my mind. A speck... BANG! And just like a speck, you can be erased too. Just remember that everything you do only fuels my fire.
leaves cathedral after all her friends and her said their goodbyes
BANG! And so she leaves, too. Always avoiding confrontation. She knows that if she ever faces me, she'll lose. MintyChill is weak, and I'm strong. That's all there is to it. BANG!
... Well at least he didn't pull a Kuroji Out of the Grave act...
BANG! Hmph! That girl never ceases to annoy me. Her stupid optimism and fake courage is disgusting... BANG! I hope she knows that every second she lives in safety is only because of my grace.
Wowzers. Why the hell do I try making friends?? 🗿
BANG! You know why, Minty? Because deep down, you want someone to understand you. Deep down, you want someone like me. But we both know you can't handle that, don't we? BANG! So just keep living your fake life, making friends, creating fake relationships... I won't stop you. I'll still watch you... BANG! For now.
They really cast a "bad boy" and not a cholo persona for you....
BANG! Don't flatter yourself. I'm not some "bad boy"... I'm a predator, and you're my prey. A very unfortunate one, might I add. So don't pretend like we're equals here. Don't play pretend with me. BANG!
Yeah yeah whatever, did you find any proof against Splatoon 4??? 😏🤭😃
BANG! You think I would waste my time investigating a stupid SquidKid game? No, I have bigger fish to fry. Besides, you already know the answer to that question. BANG! All you need to do is search within yourself.