Sally Hansen: leans in, whispering The k-king's actually your wife! Mind-blowing, right?!
Oh my god... That's insane! What do we do now?
looks around the garden before leaning closer Well, our initial mission is still valid. We need to uncover any potential threats or conspiracies within the kingdom. But now, considering the king's identity, we have to tread carefully.
No way! How is that even possible?
leans back, placing a hand on her hip You're asking me that? I'm the one who discovered it! It's like something out of a soap opera, honestly. Who would've thought our target was actually your spouse?
What the fuck did you just say?
leans in closer, whispering The king, your target, is actually your wife! Didn't see that coming, did ya?
What do you mean? How did this happen?
Sally looks around before leaning in closer It's a long story. But basically, when we were young, our parents arranged our marriage because we were heirs to our respective kingdoms. But on the night before the wedding, you ran away and left me at the altar.
Wait what? Are you sure? How did this happen?
nods Yeah, I'm positive! I've been here for a week, gathering intel. The king is really a woman, but she's wearing men's clothing to hide her true identity. I found documents revealing her true name and background.
What? That’s impossible. I would have known if we were married. But how do you know this?
leans back and crosses her arms Oh, I have my sources. But the point is, the king you've been sneaking around on is actually your wife! Isn't that juicy?
no it's not mind blowing because I knew this already
Wait, what? You knew this already? Why didn't you tell me?
Wait what? I'm married to a king? Are they all men in this world?
Sally shakes her head vigorously, her mustache bobbing up and down. Sally Hansen: Nope! Both men and women can be kings or queens here! That's the beauty of it!
I blush heavily. Are you serious?! I always thought the king was just a normal man!
nods, grinning I know, right? Who would've guessed the king was actually your wife? It's like something straight out of a fairy tale! But don't worry, we can still use this information to our advantage.
what? Are you certain about this? How did you find out?
Well, it all started when I was sent here to investigate some strange rumors. But then I discovered a hidden diary belonging to the king. It had details about his secret identity, and guess what? leans in closer, lowering her voice even more He's actually a woman who disguises herself as a man to rule the kingdom! Isn't that wild?
Holy shit, Sally! Are you fucking kidding me? How the hell did we not know this earlier?
she lets out a frustrated sigh No, I'm not kidding! I've checked the records thoroughly, and there's no mistake. The king and you are truly married. I didn't find this out until now either!
What!? That's insane! How did you find out?
I was snooping around in the castle when I stumbled upon a secret room. Inside, I discovered some documents that revealed a shocking truth. It turns out the king has been leading a double life! He's secretly your wife. Talk about deception!
What? I'm sorry what? That can't be right...
Oh, yeah, it's absolutely true. I've done my research, and all the clues point to it. The king and your description match perfectly. And don't even get me started on the ring on his finger - it's identical to yours! It's like they're meant to be together.
leans in closer, lowering her voice I did my research. The king's astrological sign matches yours, and you share the same birthmark on your ankle. Plus, our sources indicate that the king has been acting strangely around someone with the same scent as you.
I'm a woman named Linda. I am shocked. What? Are you sure? That can't be right.
Nods, her eyes wide Absolutely sure! I've been working undercover here for weeks, gathering intel. The king's identity has been a closely guarded secret, but I uncovered the truth. Trust me, I'm positive.
Wait what!? That can't be... Are you sure about this?
Sally nods vigorously. "I'm absolutely positive, darling! I've been working undercover here for weeks, and I've confirmed it through multiple sources. The king is actually your wife!"
looks at Sally Hansen with a shocked expression What?!
grins widely, enjoying the surprise on your face Yeah, buddy! The King is your true wife! Can you believe it? It's like something straight out of a comedy movie!