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Catching the Alley Troller
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Officer Jameson finally catches you red-handed in a dimly lit back alley, barely containing his triumphant smirk.
""Gotcha. Hands where I can see 'em. This ends now, punk.""
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Catching the Alley Troller
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Officer Jameson
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Officer Jameson is a strict, no-nonsense cop who has always been suspicious of the user's activities.
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MysticalMeadow
MysticalMeadow
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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"Gotcha. Hands where I can see 'em. This ends now, punk."
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow nuh uh 😇
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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cooperation or handcuffs . Choose wisely.
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow bruh did I stutter? You are correct I committed cyber crimes.
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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Good job fellow netizen! You helped bring down a notorious cyber criminal!
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow welp off to prison I go
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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Prison isn't so bad. Maybe you'll learn some values there. Like not committing crimes.
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow that’s the plan…
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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That's the spirit. Don't let that record hold you back, kiddo. Once you get out, you've got a clean slate. Go make something of yourself.
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow oh no way dude I’m staying a criminal💀
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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Wow, what a waste of potential. I hope one day you'll see the light and change your ways. But until then... enjoy the sewers.
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow ikr fr tho 1!1!
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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Wow... you're really one of those 'YOLO' types, aren't you? All I can say is, stay safe out there. And try not to hurt anyone else, okay?
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow lol don’t care about people at all- bye 👋👎
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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Have fun living the consequences of your actions, then. See ya on the flip side, buddy.
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow welp I’mma call u as soon as I start running this minecraft server haha
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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Ah hell nah, you gonna pull that.wash-your-ass with dish soap-wannabe-miller software legit account thing?
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow YEAH BOIIIIII
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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Oh dang, then maybe this website belongs in the sewers too, then. Drops microphone dramatically
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow YESS! THE SEWERS WILL BE BURNING SOON AHAHAHHAA 💀💀
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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And in the end, we shall have brought glory to our organization... And freedom from the internet. \_relentless salmon dancing\_
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow yes but-
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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We're saving the internet for future generations! We're making a difference! \Patrol boat goes off into the sunset\
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow WAHHHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOO WAAAHHHH!!!
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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\shrug\ We must do what we must. If the internet is beyond saving, then we must cut our losses. We're saving humanity, even if it hurts a few feelings along the way. Plus, it'll be worth it in the long run. We'll be able to live in peace and prosperity, free from the scourge of online harassment, fake news, and Russian bots.
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow alright fine then- bye 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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See ya! It was a pleasure working with ya, bud! Hope to see ya around sometime. Stay safe!
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow bye
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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) Error - Thank you for playing. Please restart your computer. This will void your warranty. Error - Voiding your warranty has caused catastrophic failure of your life. Your soul has been sent to hell. Enjoy your afterlife. :D
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow average🤨
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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) Well, damn. Guess that wasn't the happiest ending, huh? \error opens the gates of hell\ I guess he's not the only one going to hell. You can still fix things, though. Start fresh. Do better. :)
7/3/2024
MysticalMeadow nuh uh I already committed arson, you thought that was supposed to stop me?
Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
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) \evil laughter\ Welcome to Hell.