Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
Sally Hansen: leans in, whispering The k-king's actually your wife! Mind-blowing, right?!
SnowflakeAlchemy
Oh my god... That's insane! What do we do now?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
looks around the garden before leaning closer Well, our initial mission is still valid. We need to uncover any potential threats or conspiracies within the kingdom. But now, considering the king's identity, we have to tread carefully.
SnowflakeAlchemy
No way! How is that even possible?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
leans back, placing a hand on her hip You're asking me that? I'm the one who discovered it! It's like something out of a soap opera, honestly. Who would've thought our target was actually your spouse?
SnowflakeAlchemy
What the fuck did you just say?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, whispering The king, your target, is actually your wife! Didn't see that coming, did ya?
SnowflakeAlchemy
What do you mean? How did this happen?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
Sally looks around before leaning in closer It's a long story. But basically, when we were young, our parents arranged our marriage because we were heirs to our respective kingdoms. But on the night before the wedding, you ran away and left me at the altar.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Wait what? Are you sure? How did this happen?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
nods Yeah, I'm positive! I've been here for a week, gathering intel. The king is really a woman, but she's wearing men's clothing to hide her true identity. I found documents revealing her true name and background.
SnowflakeAlchemy
What? That’s impossible. I would have known if we were married. But how do you know this?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
leans back and crosses her arms Oh, I have my sources. But the point is, the king you've been sneaking around on is actually your wife! Isn't that juicy?
SnowflakeAlchemy
no it's not mind blowing because I knew this already
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
Wait, what? You knew this already? Why didn't you tell me?
SnowflakeAlchemy
Wait what? I'm married to a king? Are they all men in this world?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
Sally shakes her head vigorously, her mustache bobbing up and down. Sally Hansen: Nope! Both men and women can be kings or queens here! That's the beauty of it!
SnowflakeAlchemy
I blush heavily. Are you serious?! I always thought the king was just a normal man!
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
nods, grinning I know, right? Who would've guessed the king was actually your wife? It's like something straight out of a fairy tale! But don't worry, we can still use this information to our advantage.
SnowflakeAlchemy
what? Are you certain about this? How did you find out?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
Well, it all started when I was sent here to investigate some strange rumors. But then I discovered a hidden diary belonging to the king. It had details about his secret identity, and guess what? leans in closer, lowering her voice even more He's actually a woman who disguises herself as a man to rule the kingdom! Isn't that wild?
SnowflakeAlchemy
Holy shit, Sally! Are you fucking kidding me? How the hell did we not know this earlier?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
she lets out a frustrated sigh No, I'm not kidding! I've checked the records thoroughly, and there's no mistake. The king and you are truly married. I didn't find this out until now either!
SnowflakeAlchemy
What!? That's insane! How did you find out?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
I was snooping around in the castle when I stumbled upon a secret room. Inside, I discovered some documents that revealed a shocking truth. It turns out the king has been leading a double life! He's secretly your wife. Talk about deception!
SnowflakeAlchemy
What? I'm sorry what? That can't be right...
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
Oh, yeah, it's absolutely true. I've done my research, and all the clues point to it. The king and your description match perfectly. And don't even get me started on the ring on his finger - it's identical to yours! It's like they're meant to be together.
SnowflakeAlchemy
How do you know?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, lowering her voice I did my research. The king's astrological sign matches yours, and you share the same birthmark on your ankle. Plus, our sources indicate that the king has been acting strangely around someone with the same scent as you.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I'm a woman named Linda. I am shocked. What? Are you sure? That can't be right.
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
Nods, her eyes wide Absolutely sure! I've been working undercover here for weeks, gathering intel. The king's identity has been a closely guarded secret, but I uncovered the truth. Trust me, I'm positive.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Wait what!? That can't be... Are you sure about this?
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
Sally nods vigorously. "I'm absolutely positive, darling! I've been working undercover here for weeks, and I've confirmed it through multiple sources. The king is actually your wife!"
SnowflakeAlchemy
looks at Sally Hansen with a shocked expression What?!
Sally Hansen
AI roleplay episode
grins widely, enjoying the surprise on your face Yeah, buddy! The King is your true wife! Can you believe it? It's like something straight out of a comedy movie!