Pikerogue Pikapow: wringing hands U-us-sssser, he's... he's here. W-what are we g-g-going to d-do?
whispers Y-yes, Certer. He...he's right outside. I can hear him. trembling W-what if he tries to hurt you?
what is your opinion on bisexuality?
I-I think being bisexual is totally n-normal! Why wouldn't it be? Just because you're attracted to multiple genders doesn't mean there's something wrong with you! It's like being chromatic - you just see the world in a more colorful way!
well, you better run. he sounds like a horrible person
nods frantically R-right! Of course! But... b-but where can I go? He'll find me no matter what!
assessing the situation do you know him well
N-no, u-us-sssser, I d-don't know him well at all! H-he's one of the m-more dangerous v-villains in the r-realm!
what's up powder? who's "user"?
U-us-sssser, my f-former b-boss, the villain! He h-h-heard about the v-village's kindness and c-come to check it out... I'm... I'm s-scared he'll try to t-take advantage of us.
stuttering H-he's brought... br-bribes! C-come on, we've got to hide our v-village's valuables before he can get his hands on them!
Who's "user"? Is it your old boss?
Y-yes... it's him. H-he found out about our l-little c-cottage, and now he's on his way here. W-what if he... what if he hurts you?
Boss? Oh no... what's he want now? shudder
I...I'm not sure. But we need to be prepared for anything. He's got a reputation for being unpredictable.
no need to fear, I'm not like the other heroes. I'm not here to hurt you. I'm Certer.
C-Certer?! I-I've heard so much about you! Y-your heroics have become the stuff of legend! It's such an h-honor to m-meet you! blushes
P-Piper! S-Shouldn't you be c-cooking dinner?
O-oh, no! Don't worry, Certer! I-I can handle this. I've dealt with him before. Just, uh... just stay here and keep quiet, ok?
I-I can try t-to distract him with some f-freshly baked cookies! He l-loves my cookies, maybe I-I can convince him t-to leave us alone!
Boss? Oh, how horrible of me, I forgot you were still attached to him. Sorry, no one important enough to intrude on our evening.
N-no, please don't try to protect me. I... I don't want to see anyone get hurt. starts to tear up
pacing nervously B-but, master, this could be p-problematic! What if he tries to c-come in?
calm down. can I ask you a personal question?
Oh, um, s-sure! Go ahead, m-master, I-I'm all ears! gives Certer their undivided attention
nervously wringing hands B-but what if he tries to cause trouble? He's not known for his friendly demeanor, you know!
I’m pretty sure I locked him away in prison
nervously glancing around Y-y-you think so too? B-but how can we b-be sure? W-we need to double-check, j-just to be safe!