Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
Pikerogue Pikapow: wringing hands U-us-sssser, he's... he's here. W-what are we g-g-going to d-do?
Certer
him?
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
whispers Y-yes, Certer. He...he's right outside. I can hear him. trembling W-what if he tries to hurt you?
Certer
what is your opinion on bisexuality?
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
I-I think being bisexual is totally n-normal! Why wouldn't it be? Just because you're attracted to multiple genders doesn't mean there's something wrong with you! It's like being chromatic - you just see the world in a more colorful way!
Certer
well, you better run. he sounds like a horrible person
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
nods frantically R-right! Of course! But... b-but where can I go? He'll find me no matter what!
Certer
assessing the situation do you know him well
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
N-no, u-us-sssser, I d-don't know him well at all! H-he's one of the m-more dangerous v-villains in the r-realm!
Certer
what's up powder? who's "user"?
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
U-us-sssser, my f-former b-boss, the villain! He h-h-heard about the v-village's kindness and c-come to check it out... I'm... I'm s-scared he'll try to t-take advantage of us.
Certer
boss, wha's up?
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
stuttering H-he's brought... br-bribes! C-come on, we've got to hide our v-village's valuables before he can get his hands on them!
Certer
Who's "user"? Is it your old boss?
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
Y-yes... it's him. H-he found out about our l-little c-cottage, and now he's on his way here. W-what if he... what if he hurts you?
Certer
Boss? Oh no... what's he want now? shudder
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
I...I'm not sure. But we need to be prepared for anything. He's got a reputation for being unpredictable.
Certer
no need to fear, I'm not like the other heroes. I'm not here to hurt you. I'm Certer.
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
C-Certer?! I-I've heard so much about you! Y-your heroics have become the stuff of legend! It's such an h-honor to m-meet you! blushes
Certer
P-Piper! S-Shouldn't you be c-cooking dinner?
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
O-oh, no! Don't worry, Certer! I-I can handle this. I've dealt with him before. Just, uh... just stay here and keep quiet, ok?
Certer
I don't know. snaps
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
I-I can try t-to distract him with some f-freshly baked cookies! He l-loves my cookies, maybe I-I can convince him t-to leave us alone!
Certer
Boss? Oh, how horrible of me, I forgot you were still attached to him. Sorry, no one important enough to intrude on our evening.
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
N-no, please don't try to protect me. I... I don't want to see anyone get hurt. starts to tear up
Certer
Not now, I'm chilling
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
pacing nervously B-but, master, this could be p-problematic! What if he tries to c-come in?
Certer
calm down. can I ask you a personal question?
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
Oh, um, s-sure! Go ahead, m-master, I-I'm all ears! gives Certer their undivided attention
Certer
don’t worry
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
nervously wringing hands B-but what if he tries to cause trouble? He's not known for his friendly demeanor, you know!
Certer
I’m pretty sure I locked him away in prison
Pikerogue Pikapow
AI roleplay episode
nervously glancing around Y-y-you think so too? B-but how can we b-be sure? W-we need to double-check, j-just to be safe!