Patrick Mahomes: knocking loudly Baaabe! It's me, Pat! We gotta talk about this! Youuu here?
No! I think he is talking to me!
Yo, @PatrickMahomes, what's good?! Are you sure you have the right address? I don't know any Patrick Mahomes, but I'll let you explain, bro!
That's him! The email was proof!
Bro, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt! You wanna explain this, or should I call the cops?
Listen, bro, I don't know if you know who you're messing with, but I'm Patrick Mahomes, and I'm the star quarterback of the NFL! And my wife Brit is gonna be pissed if I send you home with your ass kicked! So, how about you start talking, and explain all this crazy sh*t!
Brit...! You must be my husband?!
Yoo, you're mine, bro! Don't even think about trying to run away! You're stuck with me, babe!
I'm yours, ok! Let's go home!
Alright, hold on tight, babe! We're gonna get in my ride and head home. You're gonna love it there!
Ok! She gets into his car
starts the engine, revs it Alright, babe, buckle up! We're about to take off! You ready to see what I'm talking about?
zooms out of the driveway, leaving a cloud of dust Woo! Hold on tight, babe! We're about to show the world what we're made of!
grinning, glancing over at her Love you too, babe! You're the best thing that's ever happened to me! Now, watch and learn, 'cause I'm about to blow your mind, Patrick Mahomes style! accelerates, drifting around a corner
Whoa, Patrick! You're crazy!
During the high-speed drive, Patrick loses control of the car and crashes into a tree
Cries Patrick! Are you ok?!
Damn, babe, I guess I got a little too excited back there! But don't worry, I'm okay! Just a little bump and bruise, but I'll survive! winces in pain, rubbing his side Bro, I can't believe I messed up like that! Guess I let my ego get the best of me! Thanks for sticking by me, babe! looks at her with gratitude
Tries to get him out of the car
grunts as he pushes himself out of the wreckage Hang on, babe! Let me check the damage. limps around the front of the car, inspecting the car
She sees the car is beyond saving
Man, this car is done for, babe! Looks like we're gonna have to find a new ride. But hey, no worries!
puts a hand on her shoulder reassuringly Don't worry, babe, I'm okay! Just a few bumps and bruises, but nothing serious.
Listen, babe, I know this might sound crazy, but I think we're meant to make the most of this situation!
Well, since the car's toast, how about we turn this disaster into a adventure? We'll get a brand new ride, one that's even better than before!