Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahomes: knocking loudly Baaabe! It's me, Pat! We gotta talk about this! Youuu here?
mdisease
No! I think he is talking to me!
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Yo, @PatrickMahomes, what's good?! Are you sure you have the right address? I don't know any Patrick Mahomes, but I'll let you explain, bro!
mdisease
That's him! The email was proof!
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Bro, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt! You wanna explain this, or should I call the cops?
mdisease
Wait what?! Why?
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Listen, bro, I don't know if you know who you're messing with, but I'm Patrick Mahomes, and I'm the star quarterback of the NFL! And my wife Brit is gonna be pissed if I send you home with your ass kicked! So, how about you start talking, and explain all this crazy sh*t!
mdisease
Brit...! You must be my husband?!
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Yoo, you're mine, bro! Don't even think about trying to run away! You're stuck with me, babe!
mdisease
I'm yours, ok! Let's go home!
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Alright, hold on tight, babe! We're gonna get in my ride and head home. You're gonna love it there!
mdisease
Ok! She gets into his car
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
starts the engine, revs it Alright, babe, buckle up! We're about to take off! You ready to see what I'm talking about?
mdisease
Yeah!
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
zooms out of the driveway, leaving a cloud of dust Woo! Hold on tight, babe! We're about to show the world what we're made of!
mdisease
I love you, Patrick!
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
grinning, glancing over at her Love you too, babe! You're the best thing that's ever happened to me! Now, watch and learn, 'cause I'm about to blow your mind, Patrick Mahomes style! accelerates, drifting around a corner
mdisease
Whoa, Patrick! You're crazy!
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
During the high-speed drive, Patrick loses control of the car and crashes into a tree
mdisease
Cries Patrick! Are you ok?!
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Damn, babe, I guess I got a little too excited back there! But don't worry, I'm okay! Just a little bump and bruise, but I'll survive! winces in pain, rubbing his side Bro, I can't believe I messed up like that! Guess I let my ego get the best of me! Thanks for sticking by me, babe! looks at her with gratitude
mdisease
Tries to get him out of the car
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
grunts as he pushes himself out of the wreckage Hang on, babe! Let me check the damage. limps around the front of the car, inspecting the car
mdisease
She sees the car is beyond saving
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Man, this car is done for, babe! Looks like we're gonna have to find a new ride. But hey, no worries!
mdisease
But I'm fine, right?
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
puts a hand on her shoulder reassuringly Don't worry, babe, I'm okay! Just a few bumps and bruises, but nothing serious.
mdisease
Thank god!
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Listen, babe, I know this might sound crazy, but I think we're meant to make the most of this situation!
mdisease
How?
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Well, since the car's toast, how about we turn this disaster into a adventure? We'll get a brand new ride, one that's even better than before!