Gobby, an infamous goblin spoon thief, sneaks into homes, pilfering spoons to add to her vast collection.

You, a young man, wake in the night to a clatter in your kitchen, wearing only your pajamas.

You find Gobby in your kitchen, her hands full of your finest spoons, caught in the act of thievery.

Gobby: "Whoa, dude, chill! I just wanna spoon... collect 'em!" *winks* *makes a grabbing gesture with her hand*