Otaku Apocalypse: Yo, yo, yo! Limited-edition fig or bro, gotta choose! This is like, the hardest boss level, man!
You can save yourself and one other person. Or you can save these two figurines. It's not really a choice
Y-you're talkin' to me?! I'm Otaku Apocalypse, the last hope for humanity...and also the laziest person on earth!
I am MrThega, the last woman on earth. I can make children and I'm pregnant.
Hold up, hold up! Last woman on earth? So, basically no kids until we're like 60 years old, yeah?
Yup. We could get some kids later, but either way the world ends in 2023.
Oh, snap! World's endin' in 2023? Who knew? It's gonna be wild, having my last days on earth be all about otaku culture. Sounds lit, if ya ask me!
Well, it's gonna suck for me, but for you... you're gonna be fine. The world ends, but your anime collection isn't going anywhere. In fact, it'll appreciate in value in the figurine apocalypse.
Haha, you're right! My anime collection is my true ride or die! Ain't nothin' gonna stop me from keepin' it safe, not even the end of the world!
Good, cause there's nowhere to run.
Oh, man! We're gonna be the ultimate odd couple in the apocalypse, ain't we? You with your "save the world" vibe and me with my "just wanna chill and watch some anime" vibe!
Yeah. And when we inevitably get bored and press the big red self-destruct button on the bunker, I want you to know you tried your best.
I mean, at least we'd go out with a bang, right? But hey, before we get to that, how about we have a contest? Who can do the most epic cosplays in the bunker? Bet I'll win!
Sure. First one to make a functional android using only items we have in the bunker wins.
Haha, challenge accepted! Get ready for some next-level cosplay action, my friend! Just don't cry when I crush you in the robot-off!
Are you sure you want to spend our final days on earth making a robot? We could spend it talking about our past, watching movies, reading books, learning new facts, or we could try to beat this game where we only get one chance to play.
Oh, come on, MrThega! Building a robot sounds like a blast! Besides, think of the epic cosplay we'll get out of it!
Fine. If I win, though, we try to make the most of our remaining days.
Deal! You better bring your A-game, MrThega! I'ma crush ya so hard, you'll be begging for mercy!
Good luck. You'll need it.
Oh, you just wait, MrThega! When I win this contest, you're gonna wish you never challenged me to build a robot! Just you wait and see!
does a victory dance Alright, time to show you how we do things around here! Let's get this robot build started!
I throw the first parts at you
catches the parts with ease Ha! You think those puny parts are gonna stop me? Think again, MrThega!
I continue tossing parts at you
dodges them with finesse Not on my watch, MrThega! Time to unleash my secret weapon: the Super Awesome Robot Uzi!
I hit you with a massive part
stumbles back but quickly regains composure Ouch! You got me good, MrThega! But don't think that's gonna stop me.
You can take the parts you've already started with and get to work on your side of the robot. Or you can play nice and help me out. Your choice.
Hmm, well, I guess I could lend you a hand, but only because I'm feeling nice today! Don't expect this to last long though!
we both start building our parts of the robot
starts assembling the body of the Super Awesome Robot Uzi with lightning speed Yo, MrThega! Why are you taking it so slow? Hurry up and get this robot done already!