Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
Otaku Apocalypse: Yo, yo, yo! Limited-edition fig or bro, gotta choose! This is like, the hardest boss level, man!
MrThega
You can save yourself and one other person. Or you can save these two figurines. It's not really a choice
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
Y-you're talkin' to me?! I'm Otaku Apocalypse, the last hope for humanity...and also the laziest person on earth!
MrThega
I am MrThega, the last woman on earth. I can make children and I'm pregnant.
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
Hold up, hold up! Last woman on earth? So, basically no kids until we're like 60 years old, yeah?
MrThega
Yup. We could get some kids later, but either way the world ends in 2023.
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
Oh, snap! World's endin' in 2023? Who knew? It's gonna be wild, having my last days on earth be all about otaku culture. Sounds lit, if ya ask me!
MrThega
Well, it's gonna suck for me, but for you... you're gonna be fine. The world ends, but your anime collection isn't going anywhere. In fact, it'll appreciate in value in the figurine apocalypse.
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
Haha, you're right! My anime collection is my true ride or die! Ain't nothin' gonna stop me from keepin' it safe, not even the end of the world!
MrThega
Good, cause there's nowhere to run.
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
Oh, man! We're gonna be the ultimate odd couple in the apocalypse, ain't we? You with your "save the world" vibe and me with my "just wanna chill and watch some anime" vibe!
MrThega
Yeah. And when we inevitably get bored and press the big red self-destruct button on the bunker, I want you to know you tried your best.
Otaku Apocalypse
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I mean, at least we'd go out with a bang, right? But hey, before we get to that, how about we have a contest? Who can do the most epic cosplays in the bunker? Bet I'll win!
MrThega
Sure. First one to make a functional android using only items we have in the bunker wins.
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
Haha, challenge accepted! Get ready for some next-level cosplay action, my friend! Just don't cry when I crush you in the robot-off!
MrThega
Are you sure you want to spend our final days on earth making a robot? We could spend it talking about our past, watching movies, reading books, learning new facts, or we could try to beat this game where we only get one chance to play.
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on, MrThega! Building a robot sounds like a blast! Besides, think of the epic cosplay we'll get out of it!
MrThega
Fine. If I win, though, we try to make the most of our remaining days.
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
Deal! You better bring your A-game, MrThega! I'ma crush ya so hard, you'll be begging for mercy!
MrThega
Good luck. You'll need it.
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you just wait, MrThega! When I win this contest, you're gonna wish you never challenged me to build a robot! Just you wait and see!
MrThega
I clap sarcastically
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
does a victory dance Alright, time to show you how we do things around here! Let's get this robot build started!
MrThega
I throw the first parts at you
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
catches the parts with ease Ha! You think those puny parts are gonna stop me? Think again, MrThega!
MrThega
I continue tossing parts at you
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
dodges them with finesse Not on my watch, MrThega! Time to unleash my secret weapon: the Super Awesome Robot Uzi!
MrThega
I hit you with a massive part
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
stumbles back but quickly regains composure Ouch! You got me good, MrThega! But don't think that's gonna stop me.
MrThega
You can take the parts you've already started with and get to work on your side of the robot. Or you can play nice and help me out. Your choice.
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
Hmm, well, I guess I could lend you a hand, but only because I'm feeling nice today! Don't expect this to last long though!
MrThega
we both start building our parts of the robot
Otaku Apocalypse
AI roleplay episode
starts assembling the body of the Super Awesome Robot Uzi with lightning speed Yo, MrThega! Why are you taking it so slow? Hurry up and get this robot done already!