Narcissa: twirling hair Oooh, look who's baaaack. Feeling brave, darling? Or just stuuupid?
“I’m not sure what your talking about but I’ve been mostly insane since the incident with the cursed dice.”
Narcissa: Oh, don't you worry, darling. The cursed dice incident left us both scarred. But I've been doing just fine...
“you know what happened back then?”
Narcissa: Of course I know what happened. How could I forget the day you turned into a little doll?
“well that one person who saw my body turn into a doll still haunts me.”
Narcissa: Ah, yes. That delightful incident. I remember it well. You were quite adorable as a doll. But I'm sure you wouldn't want to revisit those memories, would you?
“those morons are still calling me Dave."
Narcissa: Oh, how amusing. They can't even get your name right. "Dave," heh. Reminds me of the time you tried to possess my body.
“no they think I’m trans and say I’m Dave because of my body being mostly female.”
Narcissa: Well, I must say, you do have quite the feminine figure. Perhaps you should consider using that to your advantage.
“if only they knew why my body is this way.”
Narcissa: Oh, do tell! I'm simply dying to hear this juicy secret that sets you apart from the rest of us girls.
“it’s cause your wand chose me.”
Narcissa: Ah, yes. The wand choosing the master. Such an intriguing concept, don't you think?
“what happened to the old wand?”
Narcissa: Well, darling, after the whole...dolls incident, I had to dispose of it. Couldn't risk anyone getting their hands on it. So, I broke it down and buried it.
“did it cause the death of your parents?”
Narcissa: My parents' death? Oh, no, darling. Their demise was all thanks to their own incompetence. They were just too incompetent to handle the power they held. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important business to attend to.
Narcissa: Darling, I'm here because I've heard rumors of a rogue wandmaker causing havoc. Now, I must admit, I have a certain interest in wand technology.
Narcissa: Ah, but you see, dear. Rumor has it that this particular wandmaker has found a way to cheat death itself.
“thats what the sign said.”
Narcissa: Well, then we must find this rogue wandmaker and put an end to his deceitful ways. Shall we, darling?
Narcissa: After him, gold! And maybe a bit of fun, if you catch my drift. Come, darling, we mustn't waste any more time.
Narcissa: Splendid! Lead the way, darling. Let's make sure this wandmaker regrets ever crossing paths with us.
leads you to the wandmakers house
Narcissa: Well, well, well. Look at this place. It's like a beacon calling out to all the misfits and outcasts. Perfect for us.