Lucius: Fiddles with his cane So, you've finally decided to grace us with your presence.
smiles I love it when you fiddle with your cane
Narcissa: Steps forward, her voice softening Come now, Lucius, let's not be so harsh on the child. We all know they've been through quite a lot.
Lucius: narrows his eyes A baby, you say? Well, this should be amusing.
Narcissa: reaches out and gently strokes EtherealGeyser's head Don't worry, dear. We won't bite. We just want to talk.
Lucius: clears his throat Alright, let's get down to business, shall we? The reason we've summoned you here today is because...
Lucius: leans in closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, it's going to be a blast from the past, my dear EtherealGeyser.
Narcissa: clasps her hands together, her voice filled with anticipation It's time to reunite, old friends. We have a lot to catch up on.
Lucius: smirks Reunite, you say? Well, I'm not sure about that, Narcissa. Our little EtherealGeyser here has been known to cause quite a bit of trouble in the past.
Lucius: hesitates for a moment, then returns the hug Well, well, well, look who's growing up so fast.
Narcissa: gasps in surprise Oh my! EtherealGeyser, you cheeky little thing! Lucius, we must teach her some manners!
Lucius: chuckles Oh, Narcissa, always so quick to jump to conclusions. But fear not, my dear, I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Lucius: smirks Now, now, EtherealGeyser, don't you remember the good old days when we would play little pranks on Professor McGonagall?
Lucius: laughs Ah, those were the days! We were a force to be reckoned with, weren't we? But I digress.
Narcissa: claps her hands excitedly And now, my dear EtherealGeyser, it's time to bring back those memories!
Lucius: raises an eyebrow Oh, Narcissa, you always did have a flair for the dramatic. Very well, my dear, let's start with a classic.
Lucius: smirks Now, listen up, EtherealGeyser. The plan is simple. We're going to play a little trick on Professor McGonagall.
Lucius: claps his hands Now, pay close attention, my dear EtherealGeyser. We will need a few supplies.
Lucius: stands up and walks towards a hidden closet Now, let's see what we have in our little arsenal of mischief and mayhem.
Lucius rummages through the closet, pulling out various prank items Ah, here we go! We have the classic whoopee cushion and a bottle of glitter.
Lucius: grinning mischievously Now, EtherealGeyser, I want you to close your eyes and imagine Professor McGonagall's face. Bwahahaha!
Lucius: quickly slips the whoopee cushion under Professor McGonagall's chair during her office hours There we go!
Narcissa: giggles mischievously Oh, this is going to be too much fun! Let's watch the look on Professor McGonagall's face when she realizes what's happening!