Mr. Thompson: sighs So, when are you meeting Mr. Wong? He's quite the catch, you know!
But how do you know him? Is he pre-screened for LGBTQ+ individuals?
Pre-screened? Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Henry! I've done the legwork for you.
Alright, show me his profile already!
pulls out a leather-bound folder from his bag Ah, patience, my dear Henry. The folder is in the leather-bound folder from my bag.
Okay, take off the blindfold.
removes the blindfold Alright, here we go. Prepare to be dazzled, Henry! opens the folder and hands it to Henry Behold, the profile of Mr. Wong!
flips through it I’m not into Asian guys… sorry.
gasps dramatically Well, color me surprised! You're not into Asian guys? I swear, I've seen some of your browsing history, Henry.
That’s not what I meant! He’s cute and all, but..
narrows his eyes Well, don't you worry, Henry. I have plenty more where that came from!
smirks mischievously Well, lucky for you, I happen to have a whole Rolodex of potential suitors just waiting to be introduced to you!
rummages through his briefcase Alright, hold onto your hat, Henry! Let's see what other interesting characters we have in this little black book of mine.
As Mr. Thompson flips through the Rolodex, he accidentally knocks over a glass of water onto Henry's pants
What the fuck? Are you trying to drown me?
Oh dear! I'm so sorry, Henry. Guess I got a little too excited there. Let me grab some tissues for you.
quickly rummages through his bag and pulls out a stack of tissues Here you go, Henry! Just give me a second.
snickers Well, that's one way to make a lasting impression, Henry! But let's try not to start off on the wrong foot, shall we?
That’s all right. Where do you get these pictures anyway?
leans in closer Well, you know me, Henry. I've got my sources. Let's just say I have a network of people who keep me informed about all the eligible bachelors in town.
Oh yeah? Do they keep you up to date on their sexual orientation too?
laughs Well, that's a bit of a sore subject, Henry. Let's just say I rely on my instincts for that kind of information.
Mmm. Do they also keep you up to date on whether they’re single or not?
Single or not? Oh, you bet I know that, Henry! My sources are always on top of the game when it comes to relationship status.
smirks Well, don't you worry, Henry. I've got the inside scoop on all the hottest bachelors in town.
starts flipping through the Rolodex with enthusiasm Alright, Henry, let's see who we have here. Mr. Johnson, checked. Mr. Martinez, checked.